Reception:
We arrived at 11 AM, but our room was not available till after 3. We were wearing jeans for the plane and there is no air conditioned part to the hotel except the rooms and 2 restaurants that aren't open for lunch.
If you are staying there, either pack an easily accessible change of clothes/bathing suit or even better, arrive toward the evening. You'll be miserable otherwise.
Beach:
Beach is nice. It wouldn't be fair for me to try to compare it to the Caribbean so I will not bother. They have nice loungers, but no good shade there except for that provided by palm trees. Catamaran, kayaks, and boogie boards are included. The guy in charge of them has a nasty/lazy attitude though and only 1 hr per day is allowed. The catamaran was my favorite - only problem is that it's only available between 12 and 4 (the hottest possible time of the day) - i wore a T-shirt under my life jacket to protect my shoulders, but my legs got cinged one of the days we went on it. They also charge $25 for a lesson if you do not know how to use it. Save your money, it's not complicated. We figured it out on our own; it's merely a matter of physics. One day we even went far out enough to see a dolphin!!!
There are many vendors there, but they don't really bother you if you say "no thanks".
There are jelly fish and after 4 people got stung one day I was a little afraid to go in since you cannot see them coming with the murkiness.
Pools:
There are 2 pools. There is good shade around them. The water did get really hot 2 of the days we were there, but there's not much that can be done about that. They seemed clean enough though. The adult pool has a swim up bar and some cool areas made for lounging while partly submerged in water (very thoughtful). The family pool had 2 nice looking slides for the children. Separate entertainment staff/games at both too. Of course there were still kids in the adult pool - I fault the selfish parents for that though, not the staff. The staff made announcements to ask the kids to leave every few hours or so.
Rooms:
We stayed on the 6th right at the end.
Since there is only one set of elevators only in the middle of the U shaped hotel, we always took the stairs (it's good for you), but i don't think walking o the elevator would have been so bad if we had preferred that.
The balcony was great - even with a small drying rack. The view was beautiful - we could see the other side of the hotel, the ocean, and the mountains.
AC worked well.
Minibar had a dispenser with full sized bottles of Vodka, Tequila, Gin, and Rum. Then also a mini fridge stocked with Pepsi, 7-UP, Tri-Soda (best mineral water I've had - this was my favorite), and Coronas. Restocking occurred every 2 days.
Safe was in the closet. Someone complained that the same safe key works for multiple rooms - I think this is False. What actually happens is that you get a removable lock with a key. This is why
you could possibly take the same given lock and key to a different room if moved.
The room also had a TV with a sufficient number of English channels
and a good sized bathroom. Sound carries very strongly there. We had a family with a baby next door for 2 of the days there and were not only able to hear the baby crying, but also the squeak toy the parents used to calm it down.
The worst part was the bed. It was not only hard, but also lumpy. The sheets are not cotton - they're polyester, and the bottom sheet has some sort of plastic lining. This feels absolutely disgusting!!! And when I got sunburned, it was unbearable. Felt like I was getting a friction burn every time I tried to turn in the night. The small lumpy pillows we had smelled like mildew - I was more comfortable using a towel instead of a pillow. Overall, did not get one good night's sleep there. The good thing is that we were able to get up early in the morning to catch the best time to swim at the beach since there was no desire to stay in that bed at all.
Restaurants:
Food was mediocre. Comparable to a college cafeteria at best.
The claim to 4 restaurants is misleading.
Don Emilliano and Donna Adelita, right across from each other have the exact same food and only differ slightly in decor - it's really just 1 buffet restaurant with 2 rooms. It's also the only one (or 2) with AC. They serve breakfast and dinner only. The breakfast there was actually my favorite meal of the day - nice omelet/eggs station, small selection of fruits, and a cappuccino machine was all I needed to be happy. Not much to be said for dinner there. Nayarit - the restaurant between the hotel and the beach serves a buffet lunch and reservation only for dinner. It has no AC and lunch has really poor choices. We never really enjoyed lunch there - just ate enough salad or pasta to not be hungry and moved on. The first day we arrived to the hotel was actually our 5 year anniversary. I had e-mailed in advance to ask for a reservation at Nayarit as an exception (usually you have to get up at 7 am to ask for one the day of). That request was lost, but we were obliged anyway when asking nicely at reception. We dressed up and went for our 6:30 reservation. With no AC we sweat through our clothes before we even got our salad. However we really knew we were in for disappointment when we got the bread basket. It looked like nice hot buttered bread nice wrapped in a napkin like at most nice restaurants but first taste didn't seem quite right; upon inspection I can say I'm 95% certain the bread was cheap hamburger buns cut into strips and dripped with butter. When they say it's a-la-cart too, they actually mean that you eat what they bring you, not that there's a menu of choice. so they just brought out the meat in an attempt at Brazilian style like places - you got a
small piece of chicken, sausage, beef and ostrich. the chicken was the only good one. The dessert looked very pretty - like tiramisu - but tasted like something completely synthetic and horrible. We ate very little and went to the buffet afterwards - and were surprised to find normal bread there!!! We never bothered with the reservations again.
La Botana, the "steakhouse" by the beach, had average hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza as well as a soft taco station at lunch. The corn tortillas were good, but the meats were nothing to speak of. At dinner, they had steak which tasted okay, but only if you got it straight off the grill as it was cooked and pretty good chicken. They also have a guy with a pretty good voice and a keyboard providing entertainment in the evening there.
The Entertainment:
I thought the entertainment was good. The staff worked hard. There were pool games for both adults and kids, some beach volleyball and soccer games and rifle shooting for the adults too. There was live music in the evenings prior to the shows - that was nice. Prior to that there were some kid shows for kids to get on stage and do something cute - i didn't watch but it seemed like it was good for the children. The evening shows were good - nice costumes and good eye candy, but nothing spectacular as far as dancing is concerned. Tuesday night had the best show.
The animation team is very lively and good looking - you'll get extra attention if you're young, blond, and female.
The disco is a sad place. the entrance smells twice as bad as the bathrooms that are next door. the music is mostly hip hop and riggatone. the DJ does not know how to make a transition between songs and most of the "dancing" is just drunk booty shaking/grinding from sad drunk people pretending to be teenagers.
The bars:
Bars are good and bartenders there work very hard. It took me a little while to figure out that the mixed drinks tended to come without alcohol unless specified. A lot of kids enjoy the virgin daiquiris and pina coladas though so that's nice for them. No drinks are served on the beach and if you take one out there you need to take care to bring it back.
The spa:
My husband won a 15 minute massage at a pool game and gave it to me. Deep tissue massages are done under a canopy on the beach. I got mine from a guy named Miguel and it was HEAVENLY! He worked some sort of magic on my shoulders and repaired all the knots that were formed from the uncomfortable bed. Best back massage I've ever had. Made me wish we had booked a full session, but it was the last day of our stay.
The service:
We never once got anything that we asked for from the lobby. The closest we got was when we asked for more mineral water in the mini fridge and got beer. Extra towels never came - had to hunt down a housekeeping cart for that. Our shower never drained properly the whole time we were there. I called about it every day and nothing happened. Mid stay, I complained to the funjet representative who told us that he will take our complaints to a manager and that the reason we've had nothing answered was that we didn't talk to him. That led to no results as well.
Other:
Money exchange is available but no ATM anywhere near. Take care of that at the airport. Internet didn't work when i needed to use it one day. And the girl working in the computer room doesn't even know a thing about computers. There is a $4 connection charge if you want to try to make a call and it's not guaranteed to work. We had to go across the street from the hotel for a public phone to call home. Luckily we brought a phone card.
Overall, I think this place is not 4 or 5 star quality. Part of the problem I had was failed expectations. You can have a better time there if you only expect between 2 and 3 star. If possible, I suggest staying at other hotels of similar quality.
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