The best description I can give this all-inclusive package is that it is very much like a cruise...without leaving land.
A lot of the negative comments you will read in other reviews are actually correct. The rooms smell like mildew, you cannot drink the tap water, the beds are hard, some of the food is mediocre, etc., etc., etc. But, that being said, like a cruise, you have a to sort of look at it as a whole picture, and cannot really pick it apart.
Like a cruise, no single element in an all-inclusive resort is likely to get a 5 star rating, but as a whole experience, can be really nice and hard to quantify with a number. For instance, our family loves camping in the desert. And, were you to rate desert camping in terms of food and accomodations, it wouldn't even rate a 2....but we still love the whole experience.... So, I think a lot of the negative reviews are not really looking at this resort as the total experience it should be taken as.
That being said, here are some logistical notes of our stay in late June that may be helpful and may not have appeared in other reviews:
1. This is not the best resort for people who like to sleep-in late. Dinner reservations (for the couple of restaurants that require them) must be made early in the morning. Also, the maids could knock on your door as early as 9:00 AM unless you place a "do not disturb" sign. Finally, breakfast is over at 10:30 and there is no real "brunch" except for one restaurant located near the beach which is the least appealing of the 5 included restaurants.... This apparent lack of accomodations for people who want to sleep in some while on vacation is something that the hotel should address. This is "vacation" after all.....
2. There is no ATM on site. The nearest one is located about a 5 minute walk to the adjacent hotel and only dispenses in pesos. The next closest seems to be about 20 minutes away in the town of Puerta Vallarta. Being a tourist from another country, this makes things difficult. Also, the front desk cashier will normally only break any large bills down in pesos. I had to use my credit card out of necessity a couple of times, but probably would not do that again. So I definitely recommend taking plenty of cash with you, preferrably in small bills, and expect to deal in pesos sometime during your trip.
3. If you need to refresh your clothes during your stay, they have an on-site laundry service that will return your clothes clean, hung on hangers, and smelling nice in 48 hours for about what you'd pay for dry cleaning in the U.S. This was a necessity for me, and I found the service to be excellent. As an additional note, I even left my watch and some pesos in my pants pocket by accident, and everything was returned to me, which I thought was impressive.
4. Even though the deal is "all-inclusive", and even though it includes "gratutity", if you want better service than the average schmo, I highly recommend that you tip. We tipped our waiters, our bartenders, our maid, and pretty much anyone that assisted us in any way. We never saw a bill, so there is no way to really figure a percentage, but we usually laid out the U.S. equivalent of about $1 per person at meals and $1 per person at the bar and $1 per person for the daily maid to clean the room and stock the refrigerator with whatever drinks we wanted. I even recommend tipping in advance or at least putting the money on the table where it is visible to your server, and I think you'll find the level of attention you receive is elevated some and perhaps your drink will be a little more to your liking, etc. During my stay there, I witnessed a lot of shameful treatment of the staff there by tourists who seemed to think that the staff members were their slaves for the week or something.... So, I felt good about balancing things out with a little kindness and generosity.
5. Here's a friendly tip: The drinks tend to be...NOT so strong. So, when you order a drink, order TWO. It doesn't cost you any more, and you'll get double the alcohol content of one and not have to return to the bar as often. It took me about 5 days to finally figure that one out, so...there...,I just saved you some time. And, amusingly, they had a beach party once and actually took coconuts from the surrounding trees, opened them with knives, and put straws in them. You could take one for yourself and they even offered alcoholic fillers for them.... Very cool.
6. If you are sensitive to mosquito bites, they tend to get active when the wind dies down and things are still. I recommend taking some kind of repellent and using it whenever you go out. My wife and daughter got "eaten up" toward the end of the trip when the weather changed and things got still. That, of course, is not the fault of the resort. But it is a fact of this region and something you should know.
7. It's really true... You cannot drink the tap water. We even brushed our teeth with bottled water. No getting around this one. Again, no fault of the resort, I suppose. However, the restaurants and bars all offer filtered water and ice (so they say), and your maid service will stock your room refrigerator with bottled water, and you can take that water to the beach or pool if you want.
8. My wife and I chose the beautiful coconut tree lined beach over the pool...but my "kids", 18 and 20, went to the adult pool once and came back reporting that it is REALLY an "adult" pool, and didn't feel comfortable there and wound up only going to the beach the rest of the trip. There is a "kids pool" but that was too young for them. So, there may not be a really...acceptable...pool there for the teenage crowd. But, that's just my opinion.
9. Before going, we read the review about the noise level at night, and requested and got a location near the back / side, away from the elevators and a lot of the noise. Even so, there were still a few late night drunken vacationers who seemed intent on making spectacles of themselves in the hallways.... But, being toward the back / side seemed to help, and you might want to consider that.
10. The complaint of the room smelling of mildew is correct and was slightly bothersome to me. I suppose it has to do with the humidity, as I noticed the outside of our balcony door glass was covered in moisture every night. Running the AC and usually the fan as well is pretty much mandatory to keep the smell in check. Though my wife tells me it can be the same in Hawaii, so, whatever.... It's a small complaint I suppose.
11. My wife and I had a bedroom, as others have mentioned, that had two small beds pushed together to give the illusion of one large bed. I have never seen that before (?), and it is not too couple friendly.... But, again, a rather small complaint. And though the beds were sort-of hard, we requested and got extra pillows, and did sleep well at night.
12. The resort is very clean and photogenic. Be ready to take lots of pictures of its architecture, landscaping, and the ocean views. The sunsets are gorgeous. There are plenty of beach chairs, towels, and coconut shade trees to offer a relaxing venue for your whole stay. The ocean water is almost bathwater warm, and the soft sandy beaches bare-foot friendly (though sometimes a little hot). The UV rating is high, so bring a lot of sunblock and apply liberally and often!!! We all went home burnt and peeling... ha!
13. The food is pretty good. Again, a whole lot like the food you might get on a cruise. Because this resort seems to cater to an international crowd, you will not find any "authentic Mexican cuisine" here, unfortunately. However, there is a wide variety of menu items, and we never had a problem finding something for everyone's tastes. Breakfast was really good, the coffee and table wines are acceptable, and there was a large assortment of fresh fruit and freshly squuezed fruit juices. The pineapple was actually the best I have ever eaten. And, for dinner, the Brazillian restaurant (included, on-site) was the most...exotic. That one is a MUST DO.
14. Like a cruise, they have a good staff on on-site entertainers and activity hosts, as well as local vendors who set-up on the grounds 3 nights a week. There seemed to be an outdoors stage show almost every evening that was acceptable for all ages.
Okay, so those are some comments and tips. Hope they are helpful. All and all, it was a really good trip, especially for the price. Very relaxing. And I would do it again, and a little smarter this time. We are also looking at other locations offered by the Riu Resorts.
As long as you understand where you are and the package deal you are in, and if you can get beyond the idea of picking every detail apart and just relax into the whole picture, I think you'll have a good and relaxing time just as we did. The resort planners obviously did a good job of laying things out so that you are always close to food, bar / beverage, restrooms, shopping and entertainment. Also, the layout and good elevator access make navigating the site easy and fast.
Out of the country travel tips for first timers:
1. Call your bank and inform them that you are leaving the country and may be using your debit / credit card there. Otherwise, they will / may assume it was stolen and freeze your account and you will not be able to access money while you are there....! Not a good situation............ You need to call the bank at least 2 days before you depart and let them know when you are leaving and whe you will be returning. They will mark your account accordingly.
2. Make a photocopy of your passport and keep it separate from your original. When boarding the plane, make sure you have a pen with you as you will be filling out the required international travel paperwork while in the air, including your Customs form. If you are taking any purchased goods back home from the foreign country, before leaving make sure you write them all down on a piece of paper and note their value as you will need to list this information on your Customs claim forms while on the plane during your return flight.
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