Short version: Your search is not over, be wise and spend your hard-earned money elsewhere.
1. Room:
Pros: Reasonably modern. Super comfy beds (right balance of firm and soft). Mini-fridge stocked daily and correctly. Room cleaned daily, nicely (with reasonable tipping).
Cons: Double beds are on the short (I am 182cm / 6ft and my legs were hanging off the bed). TV lacks proper kids channel, and the available channels show radical mosquito noise (hit of splitting the signal too much). Hence unwatchable.
2. Sea:
Pros: Very calm (almost Jamaica's).
Cons: 6 out of 9 days was full of sea weed - both the water and the beach. City workers (administering the whole Akumal public beaches) hard working, but not coping with the volume of incoming sargassum.
The Secrets resort (next to Akumal Bay) was always cleaned the first, and faster?
Entering the see is rough (kids should have water shoes).
3. Beach:
Pros: Good sand volume, reasonably-fine sand. Reasonably good beach drink service.
Cons: No shaded lounges AT ALL. No palapas. What you get instead is some rustically-made "pergolas" which don't keep shade at all. If you want to get skin cancer, by all means go for this resort!
4. Food:
Pros: Nothing!
Cons:
- Out of the so called 4 "restaurants", 1 was always closed - Rodizio (Brazilian stake house). Speaking of deceptive business practices / false advertising: how come companies like this are allowed to go on unpunished and nobody suing them?
- The other 3 "restaurants" == simply trash - super limited menus, always the same for 9 days, microscopic portions. Only the Peruvian one (named "Lima") seemed a tad decent, but mostly due to being air-conditioned.
- The Buffet is la piece de resistance food-wise at this lame "resort", and even that one in fact is bad: Repetitive food, massively (very visibly) recycled even within a same day, or between consecutive days. For example, when "fish" gets stale, they mince it and make it a "chevice" meal, or worse, into a "tuna sandwich". Food lacks flavor. Several fish meals, but all equally bad: Fish tastes either like boiled, or too salty, or simply without any hint of flavor. The worst fish that I have ever eaten in Mexico, was at this "resort". Congrats Akumal Bay hotel, for even getting the fish wrong!
- The only eating options for lunch are the crappy buffet and another lame beach bar called "Pelicanos".
- All the food in the buffet seems to have some special substance injected into it, to preserve the food more, including inside your stomach! Read: constipation! (if you ever wondered how for God's sake someone can get constipated in ... Mexico ... it's here folks!).
- 1 time after dinner, 3 out of 4 members of the family got food poisoning and threw up. And remember that prior to entering the buffet, everybody has to use a hand sanitizer, so it wasn't a cross-contamination from other people sharing buffet serving utensils in common, but a clear hint of stale or hyper-recycled food. The fact that my lips also got eczema is a clear personal indicator of bad / contaminated food.
None of the food seems to be locally-sourced. I didn't get a taste of the "Real Mexico". All the food was probably bought 1 year in advance, from some Chinese suppliers and shipped by containers.
Food-wise, the thing that really threw me off the most is this: Except for the Lima "restaurant", absolutely no air-conditioning! The buffet and the other 3 "restaurants" (1 of which being closed - Rodizio, remember?) have no A/C, all being placed under a massive roof made of reeds (which lets water leaking in at the first sign of rain). I thing the hotel owners did this ON PURPOSE, to make people eat fast and do not keep the tables busy for long. But super detrimental to travelers' eating "experience".
Pro tip: Come to the buffet in a T-shirt or even swimsuit, otherwise you shall sweat like crazy, even with all of that buffet's windows kept open. So leave your dresses and other fancy wardrobes at home.
5. Entertainment factor:
Pros: Nothing, except maybe some free paddle boarding.
Cons: BORING, repetitive. SAME music over and over again, on a daily basis. If I hear that "Alegria" song one more time, I go nuts! The buffet also plays a stupid music - copyrighted music re-interpreted by some female singer in a super-slow way. Disgusting, and repetitive!
In the evening: some guy with a horrible voice, starts some "party" in one of the open-scene bar that is next to the buffet. Acting as both some kind of DJ but also playbacking (singing in parallel with the real singer's voice), some mainstream songs (various repertoires - rock, pop, etc). He is trying to create an absurd kind of atmosphere, heck, maybe aspiring to create the "Woodstock of Mexico", gosh, so disgusting. Some people may like this concept (for example, the so many German that seem to like to come to this hotel), but I personally disliked it. Not too mention being noisy - why would everybody hear this nonsense, especially families with kids? So disgusting.
6. Pools:
Pros: 1 of the 3 total pools, aka "main pool" is reasonably large.
Cons: None of the pools has a gradual deepness and they are all SHALLOW (1.2 meters deep). For adults, that brings the water level maybe a tad higher than your belly. None of the pools is shaded. The micro-pool closer to northern side of the "resort" (near Building 1) had DIRTY water.
Overall the pool experience felt to me, as an adult, as a big failure.
7. Highlights of this "resort": great wifi, mini-fridge stocked regularly, friendly personnel / servers. The rest was bad: BAD food, super-recycled, buffet without A/C, and for beach lovers, UNSHADED beach. Also false advertising (1 "restaurant" being closed despite being mentioned as being available for all-inclusive).
Suffice to say that, sadly, we will not return. It felts like a super low value for the money.
And I could care less of this "resort" follow-up reply - anticipated to be condescending to its customers, as always. So, to the Akumal Bay administration: please don't even bother to reply to my review, because I know that only condescending remarks and lies will come out of your mouth.
Thanks for putting the Riviera Mayan coast of Mexico to shame!
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