My husband and I took a short vacation here in April. We booked through Apple Vacations, just a couple of weeks before we traveled. Because we are caretakers for my elderly mother, it is hard for us to get away at all, so this trip had to be well-planned down to the minute in order to maximize our relaxation over such a short visit.
We went with Apple Vacations because they offered the Select Club Penthouse which was *not* available through CheapCaribbean. This was a major point for us. We don't have or want kids. We haven't been away in a good long while. We were looking at a very short window of time to decompress and refresh ourselves. And Select Club is the ADULTS ONLY section. We'd have no children in the building, the pool, in the restaurant for breakfast and lunch. It seemed perfect, especially when we saw that the Select Club was way back in the jungle half of the resort, where the local spider monkeys love to climb on balconies and take fruit from guests. I really wanted to see monkeys, and corresponded with the concierge about it. We asked for a jungle-facing penthouse, jn an area with a high occurrence of monkey visits (this isn’t as crazy as it sounds; the monkeys go to the same places all the time). This was an easy request, because most people want pool views, or rooms closer to the front (beach) part of the resort. The concierge was very nice and said she'd added notes to our reservation "in order to give you the best jungle view possible."
When we arrived in Cancun and got to our shuttle (it’s well worth the extra $$ to get the express shuttle so you're FIRST drop-off), we told the driver we needed to be dropped at the Select Club check-in. He dropped us and our bags off at the front of the hotel and said someone on the hotel staff would help us get to the Select Club check-in. We knew check-in wasn’t until 3pm, but we figured it was more than likely that the Select Club penthouses would be cleaned promptly, and that we might be able to get in the room a bit earlier. Unfortunately, Select Club check-in wasn’t available in late morning when we arrived. The front desk said that we could check before 3pm, but probably we wouldn’t get the room before then. So we left our luggage and decided to wander around the grounds a bit. We got drinks at the Elephant Bar in the lobby, and a staff member promptly buttonholed us to tell us that they would take us to someone who would “explain the hotel” to us. Being forewarned, I said, “If this is the timeshare conversation, we aren’t interested and we don’t want to sit through it since our vacation time is so short.” The staff member reassured me that it wasn’t the timeshare conversation; it was just an introduction to the grounds and the hotel, showing us where things were, etc. The woman we sat down with started with a VERY brief overview of the property, which included a cursory glance at a resort map she had in her binder. (Note: there are no paper copies of the resort map to carry around.) After a very brief time she started talking about Royal Elite and the vacation club. We politely but firmly told her we that weren’t interested in a time share, that it wasn’t our style of vacation. She pushed, how could we *know* we weren’t interested until we heard what they had to offer? I replied that we knew because it was just like every other time share. She fairly rudely questioned me about that, saying, “What do you think it’s about, then? Tell me.” We should have just walked away, but we were sure this was going to lead to a tour of the grounds. Eventually we managed to ditch her — and I’ve got to mention, this was a really crummy way of beginning our vacation, we ended up angry and stressed and I have to wonder if they sell ANY timeshares with rude staff like that! — and we just wandered around the grounds, which are wild and lovely, occasionally checking on the room situation. Finally at 3pm we went to the front desk — Select Club check-in was STILL not available, the Concierge just hadn’t arrived for work all day — and to our great shock we were told that THEY DIDN’T HAVE A SELECT CLUB PENTHOUSE. I will spare you the details of the angry conversation, and skip ahead to them offering us a Royal Elite penthouse instead. And not just *a* Royal Elite penthouse; they gave us the best one at the resort, the one at the very front of the first building, right on the beach. This was a pretty nice consolation, and I’ll get to the room details themselves later in this review, but it wasn’t the 100% win that it seemed. We were in a Royal Elite room, but we did not have Royal Elite privileges, so the nearby less-crowded pool and restaurant were unavailable to us. We could of course use the main pool and eat at any of the several non-Royal Elite restaurants on the property, but those were all loaded with families with screaming, running kids. If we wanted the serene, quiet, adults-only experience THAT WE PAID FOR, we had to go all the way to the back of the resort, as far from Royal Elite as you can go. Close to half a mile in the 90º heat and high humidity. This was mostly an issue at breakfast; we’d envisioned just rolling out of bed, grabbing a coffee, and heading back up to the room to relax and enjoy it with the monkeys on the balcony. We had to be showered, dressed, and carrying all of our stuff for the day when we headed out to breakfast, since it was so far from our room. We also lost having a whirlpool tub out on the balcony; Royal Elite penthouses have it in the room.
But let’s get to the room. It is a lovely room, clean, large, and the view was spectacular. The noise and music from the main pool was significant, but only during the day. At night, when the pool was much less crowded, the sound of the ocean drowned out the noise. It was quite nice to sleep with the ocean breeze and the white noise of the waves, and to wake to those astonishing, painterly sunrises!
My only negatives about the room are minor. The closet is weirdly designed: it's a step up from the floor. You will stub your toes, repeatedly. Also, when we arrived, we had a really sweet towel swan on the bed. Reviews I read suggested we tip daily, and you'd get towel art every day. We didn’t. We got curtain art every day. The thin sheers hanging at the balcony door were tied into rudimentary flower-like knots every day, which was actually inconvenient because we had to untie it to open the balcony doors. Oh, and here’s a very weird thing: when we first arrived in the room, I used the single feminine disposal bag that was there. It was never replaced. If someone used the bag, it stands to reason they will need a more bags over the course of their stay!
Room hospitality overall was a bit weird. Thick, luxe, grey Royal Elite beach/pool towels were in our room. The rest of the property uses the regular blue towels. After our first time in the Select Club pool, we schlepped those heavy, wet, Royal Elite towels back to the room rather than put them in a 'standard' towel hamper. We left them in a heap in the tub, expecting replacements. Room was cleaned; they were still there, wet and in a heap. We called the front desk and were told, “We don’t replace those.” Huh? Apparently, if you are a Royal Elite member, you simply leave those towels at the Royal Elite pool area, and pick up more from the Royal Elite towel hut. But we couldn’t get any more gray Royal Elite towels because we weren’t Royal Elite members, and they weren’t going to replace them for us. When I started to get steamed about the stupid bureaucracy of it, how we were being punished because they didn’t have the room that we’d booked and paid for, they agreed to send us one more set of dry Royal Elite towels. After we used those, we left them in a heap on the side of the tub and just switched to blue towels from then on. Those wet towels never left the room!
The complimentary room snacks and drinks were another area of hospitality where we had some problems. I read a lot of reviews and always try to get up-to-date information. It seemed that everyone — whether Select Club, Royal Elite, or just a standard room — gets sweet and salty snacks in the room as well as soft drinks, juice and beer in the little fridge, and that they are refreshed daily or so. I also read that you get better minibar service if you tip the guy who replenishes it. Day 1, we left a tip with a note (in simple English) saying it was for the guy who replenishes the mini bar fridge. That tip, and that note, stayed in the room until we checked out, and our refrigerator was NEVER replenished, nor did we ever get any salty snacks or candy, or juice. There was a fruit plate in the room the day of our arrival, and soda in the fridge. We also read that rooms come with hotel-branded tequila, rum, and vodka bottles — I even saw photos of them here on Trip Advisor. We did have a bottle of tequila in the room when we arrived, but that was all. When we got no response to our minibar-guy tip and note, I asked the concierge about getting a bottle of rum in the room. They didn’t seem to know what I was talking about and said they don’t have rum for the rooms. Apparently that’s changed and no one on the concierge staff had any idea it was ever a thing. We did eventually get another bottle of tequila…but no rum!
The grounds are lovely, rambling, and full of beautiful, natural things to look at. Lots of wood work done with local felled wood and driftwood: railings, and benches, and natural-looking sculpture, one more beautiful than the next! Also of note: many trails go right into the jungle, so some kind of bug spray is a must. If you want to be kinder to the environment, we used a picaridin-based spray and came home completely unbitten! But do watch those trails, and always remember where the last map board was located, because they don’t have paper maps for guests! Pro tip: find the resort map on Google Images, and download it to your phone before arriving. Unfortunately, the map isn't perfect: not everything is clearly explained. We were excited to see, in the Xcalacoco section of the map, a Mayan herbalist and Mayan bees. The herbalist was an empty wooden stall, and there was simply nothing where there were supposed to be Mayan bees. It’s also worth noting that there are cenotes all over the property, not just the main, large one by the lobby. If you swim in that one, you must wear a floatation vest; the other, smaller cenotes are less monitored. We were lucky to have a private swim in the small “Sacred Cenote,” near the temazcal (sweat lodge). We’d booked the temazcal through the spa; part of the ceremony is a post-sweat cooling off in that little, off-the-beaten-path cenote. It was a beautiful ceremony; if you’re fit enough to do a sweat lodge, it’s highly recommended! The young man acting as our ‘xaman’ (“shaman” to most English speakers!) was really inspiring. Fantastic ceremony!
There are animals! A few are penned (huge pigs, donkeys, peacocks, deer), many are wild (spider monkeys, a zillion loud birds, iguanas, agoutis, and a few domestic cats). And coatimundis all over the place. They seem quite friendly, and will hang around if you’re trying to feed bananas to the monkeys, but if you DO give a banana to a coati…they will not eat it. They’ll just drop it! I guess they’re optimistic that they’ll get something other than a banana. Pro tip: if you want to feed the monkeys and don’t have a jungle-facing balcony, get an early breakfast, grab some bananas or other fruit, and head to the deer enclosure. The monkeys hang around in the trees around the perimeter, especially in the mornings, and they will sometimes come down toward (or even onto) the stone walls there. One monkey is missing an arm, and he is very people-friendly; he took bananas right out of my hand with his soft little foot!
The spa is an oasis of calm in the middle of the bustling resort, and the spa pool is VERY nice. Bonus: kids aren’t allowed in there! There are two distinct whirlpool sections; a river-pebble path that massages your feet as you walk on it; and about a dozen metal piping lounge chairs that sit right over EXTREMELY powerful whirlpool jets — NOT to be missed — all overlooked by a serene Siddartha Buddha statue.
Entertainment: We only saw one show — the Thursday evening Ceremony at the Sacred Cenote — which was very enjoyable. Get there early if you want a seat, or to be able to see. It’s not ideal for a large audience; we were leaning on the fence around the cenote, and many times we were jammed up against it as the crowd behind us surged to see better.
Food: the food was uniformly at least good, and even great a few times. Standouts were the breakfast at the Select Club restaurant, and Salvia, the vegan restaurant by the main pool. Even if you’re not vegan, this place was a wow! Everything was incredible, and a very different culinary experience from the other restaurants. The ambience was serene, as it was nearly empty. Every other restaurant we tried was pedestrian. The funny thing is that the resort’s Mexican restaurant was just…meh. Where we live in the US, we have a large community of Mexican nationals, and have some amazing taquerias nearby. We were so excited to FINALLY eat Mexican food in Mexico…but I guess you’re just not getting top-shelf Mexican cuisine at a resort since they have to accommodate many kinds of people. FYI, the best guacamole we had there was at the Select Club breakfast restaurant. Probably because it wasn’t made in vat-sized portions, like at the other places.
Souvenirs: the resort’s gift shop was the most negative experience of our stay. We ended up buying souvenirs at the shops in the airport, because we just couldn’t bear to go into that gift shop again after two attempts! A sales person will follow you around almost on top of you, and god forbid you pick anything up to look at it. When you put it down and walk away, the sales person will pick it up and play with it, kind of shove it in your face, or make noise with it, etc. I finally turned and said, “Thanks, I don’t need any help.” After a bit more uncomfortable browsing, I started to leave, and the stalker/salesperson asked if I was going to buy something, and when I’d be coming back. Specifically, what time. I said I didn’t know. The sales people will then tell you that they work on commission, if they don’t sell things they don’t get paid, that they have many/old/sick relatives at home who depend on their income. They will badger you to death about coming back, they will tell you their schedule, give you a card with their name and remind you to be sure to ask for THEM ONLY and not to let anyone else help you. And they will breathe down your neck as you shop. First I thought they were protecting against shoplifting, but it's another sales pitch like the timeshare talk. Ugh. I don’t know how they sell anything by harassing guests. It was so awkward and stressful. We avoided passing the shop whenever possible, to keep from being harangued. I've dealt with aggressive shopkeepers from the lower East Side of New York to Paris, and this was worse!
We’d gone into the gift shop was to buy Mayan honey, after not finding the bees, but they did not *have* Mayan honey, and seemed confused that I was asking for it. No one but one concierge knew what I was talking about; she SWORE there should be Mayan honey in the gift shop. We ended up buying it in the airport! Pro tip: a couple of times a week outside vendors set up stalls all along the main boulevard. They are MUCH less aggressive, and they have lovely things on display. We bought things from them, not from the gift shop. They should really reconsider their policies; the gift shop staff is not making a positive experience for guests.
Activities: we didn’t get much done because we’d come prepared to snorkel — brought all our own equipment — but the ocean was too rough and they weren’t letting snorkelers or kayaks out. We could have snorkeled on an off-resort excursion, but we had such a short time that we didn’t want to go on a long bus trip. And, there was plenty to keep us relaxed and entertained onsite. The Select Club beach was lovely and not too crowded; as rough as the ocean was, we managed to splash a bit and wade. And the Select Club beach house was the BEST Select Club benefit, by far! Lockers for your stuff you don’t want getting too sandy; a bar; snacks; an air-conditioned respite with a beautiful view of the beach and the ocean, rest rooms, plus on the beach itself there are lounges, Bali beds, and hammocks under a shady pergola. It was really great, especially for people like us who usually overdo it on a vacation; we sometimes have to be FORCED to relax. Besides enjoying the beach, we did a lot of hiking through the property, finding iguanas in the Xcalacoco area, relaxing on our own balcony, drinking, occasionally going all the way across the resort to swim in the Select Club pool, eating, did I mention drinking, and just…decompressing. We definitely found it mostly a very relaxing experience, in no small measure from the all-inclusive aspect.
As relaxing as it was for us, if you want a serene, quiet, kids-free vacation, this is probably not the best place. Even if you manage to get a room there, you really can’t just live entirely in the Select Club area; you have to venture out into the rest of the resort for variations in food, things to do, and the beach, so the large number of families with kids can’t be avoided completely. For us, it would have (obviously) been much better if we’d gotten the room we booked and paid for (and I’m not sure if the blame is with Apple for selling us a room they didn’t have, or with Sandos for offering Apple Vacations a room they didn’t have), but the resort tried to do the best by us that they could. I do think they could have allowed us to have breakfast in the Royal Elite area, however. That would have made things less inconvenient in the mornings. But, bottom line: if you truly crave an adults-only experience, even with their Select Club facilities, this isn’t the place you want to be.
A few final words: 1) Make sure you speak some Spanish, at least for the important things. (I always make sure I can say “I am allergic to shellfish” and “Where is the bathroom?” in any country where I travel). The language barrier here is more than I would have guessed it to be. There aren’t a lot of staff members who are fully fluent in English; at least not the ones walking around the property, working in the restaurants, and servicing your room. The front desk people, and the concierges, and of course the timeshare salespeople, are fluent in English. 2) If you book through an agency like Apple Vacations, make sure you understand how to set up your return shuttle to the airport. Honestly, I don’t understand why these can’t be set up IN ADVANCE, from home, before you go — it’s not like your return flight time is a secret. We were told to go to “the office behind the sports bar” to set up our return shuttle. We had to return there repeatedly before getting that done, because they also book excursions in that office. There’s just one guy behind the desk, and I assume booking expensive excursions is a priority over scheduling prepaid shuttle trips to the airport, so they spend a lot of time with people deciding what pricey day trips they want to take. Our choice was to either wait around (and again, we had a VERY short time away, and didn’t want to spend it waiting on line in an air-conditioned office), or come back another time. 3) Tip those bartenders! Every drink we got was really well made, and had a decent amount of alcohol. We always tipped the bartenders (and waitpeople, and cleaning staff). Best drinks seem to be prepared at the Elephant Bar in the lobby. Those guys were awesome! Pro tip: take an iPhone photo of the ‘fancy drinks’ menu at the bar, so you can enjoy the occasional Azul-Azul or Crazy Monkey at home. We did, and we do!
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