What division are you in?
Football's just a branch of science, no? Well, after meeting our good friend Dave this morning in a pub in Manchester, yes that Dave, we decided to draw up the definitive EFW divisional ready reckoner: a list of the 92 clubs and the division, we think, they belong in. Admittedly, everyone involved in this experiment had indulged in a few lunchtime range finders, but hey, worse things happen at sea, don't they?
So, football fans of the top four tiers of English football, listen up. This is how it feels to be lonely,(Wigan), this is how it feels to be small, (Barnet). This is how it feels when your club means nothing at all, (MK Dons).
The Premier League (Division 1 in old money)
Arsenal
Aston Villa
Chelsea
Everton
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Newcastle United
West Ham United
Tottenham Hotspur
Leeds United
Derby County
Nottingham Forest
Ipswich Town
Southampton
Sunderland
Middlesbrough
Sheffield Wednesday
Coventry City
Blackburn Rovers
The Championship (Division 2 in old money)
Birmingham City
Bolton Wanderers
Fulham
Stoke City
West Bromwich Albion
Queens Park Rangers
Watford
Leicester City
Norwich City
Portsmouth
Preston North End
Burnley
Reading
Notts County
Brighton and Hove Albion
Crystal Palace
Sheffield United
Hull City
Oxford United
Charlton Athletic
Wolverhampton Wanderers
Cardiff City
Swansea City
Bristol City
League One (Division 3 in old money)
Doncaster Rovers
Brentford
Scunthorpe United
Millwall
Barnsley
Bournemouth
Stockport County
Peterborough United
Wigan Athletic
Carlisle United
Swindon Town
Plymouth Argyle
Bristol Rovers
Tranmere Rovers
Oldham Athletic
Blackpool
Bradford City
Southend
Gillingham
Port Vale
Rotherham
Crewe
Huddersfield
Walsall
League Two (Division 4 in old money)
Hartlepool United
Dagenham and Redbridge
Colchester United
Yeovil Town
MK Dons
Exeter City
Leyton Orient
Shrewsbury Town
Cheltenham Town
Stevenage
Barnet
Accrington Stanley
Hereford
Burton Albion
Chesterfield
Torquay United
Lincoln City
Macclesfield Town
Morecombe
Aldershot Town
Bury
Northampton Town
Wycombe Wanderers
Rochdale
So, what do you think? Agree, disagree? I fear we may be turning into Talk Sport with this one, but we're going with it anyway.
- Feel free to vent your spleen/agree with us below -
