Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo Quotes

“I actually woke up feeling perfectly fine this morning, but I’m not going to let Holly know that. I like the couch bed. She’s brought me several cups of tea and a cheese & pickle sandwich and I’ve only forgotten to look sad once when she entered the room.”
― David Thorne, Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

“A mint won´t cut it.”
― David Thorne, Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

“I understand Mike is sad about replacing Jennifer, but we all have to do things that make us sad. Holly asks me to do things that make me sad all the time. Like taking the dogs for a walk or giving her a foot rub. Do I complain about it? Sure, but do I do it anyway? No, but I pay my taxes.”
― David Thorne, Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

“I wrote, “Best margherita pizza I’ve ever had.” - which is a pretty big statement because I’ve had some good ones. After further consideration, I realised someone reading the review might think I haven’t had many or was exaggerating, so I added “I’ve had lots and I’m not exaggerating.” Good writing is about detail.”
― David Thorne, Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

“nine. My parents weren’t religious, they just wanted me out of the house. Once, while”
― David Thorne, Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo