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“While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.”
― The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius
― The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius
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“I actually woke up feeling perfectly fine this morning, but I’m not going to let Holly know that. I like the couch bed. She’s brought me several cups of tea and a cheese & pickle sandwich and I’ve only forgotten to look sad once when she entered the room.”
― Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo
― Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo
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“I understand Mike is sad about replacing Jennifer, but we all have to do things that make us sad. Holly asks me to do things that make me sad all the time. Like taking the dogs for a walk or giving her a foot rub. Do I complain about it? Sure, but do I do it anyway? No, but I pay my taxes.”
― Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo
― Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo
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