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The Necromancer (Johannes Cabal, #1)
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Sep 11, 2018
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Read 2 times. Last read November 12, 2020 to November 14, 2020.
💀 Let's Bring the Dead Back from the Dead Again Buddy Reread (LBtDBftDABR™) with the MacHalo Necromaniacs 💀
➽ And the moral of this reread is: I'm pretty sure that my girlfriend Kate Daniels (aka the world-famous, multiple-time winner of the Best Misfiring Smile of the Year Award) would absolutely 💕 lurve 💕 the myriad Lip Curving Gymnastics (LCG™)—and accompanying side effects—displayed in this book. We've got smiles that make spiders run for cover! Smiles with all the warmth of dollhouse ovens! Smiles as offensive weapons! Smiles that make churns of milk go sour! Smiles that fall from people's faces like greased pigs off church roofs! And last, but certainly not least, smiles that creep across one's face like melanomas in time-lapse! This book! It's ALL blissfullyhopeless happy, wonderfully evil benevolent, delightfully unscrupulous innocent, beautifully disturbing comforting smiles, ALL the time!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1605460443ra/30381832.gif)
Just like that, yes.
➽ And the other moral of this reread is: "FABULOSO!!!" 4 EVER.
👋 To be continued and stuff.
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[September 2018]
💀 Woohoo Time to Bring Back the Dead Buddy Read (WTtBBtDBR™) with the MacHalo Necromaniacs 💀
The thing you are about to read is as crappy as the book it hopelessly tries to non-review is fantastic. Consider your little selves warned and stuff.
There’s a slight chance this book might or might not be the mostest funniest one I have read in the entirety of this entire year. Maybe. Perhaps. Also, I’m fairly (almost) certain I haven’t come across such a joyously delightful mix of Fantasy, dark comedy, delicious British humor, and Weird & Wacky Stuff™ at any time in the last nine months, so there’s a good possibility this book might actually be one of my top ten favorite reads of1956 2018. Mayhap.
The Necromancer is aheart-warming little tale that tells the story of one Johannes Cabal (this in case you are even more clueless than the average Clueless Barnacle—quite a feat, that—and sort of missed the name of this series), an absolutely charming, compassionate guy who happens to be a, um, you know, necromancer and stuff. At the beginning of the story, our chum Johannes finds himself in a bit of a predicament. He channeled his inner Faust and sold his soul to the Devil a while back, you see, and now he wants it back (he kinda sorta needs it for his research and stuff). So what does Johannes do? Why he decides to go and have a little chat with his good old mate Satan of course.
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You are so hot, Your Mephistopheleciousness! I think I’m in 💕lurve💕
So Cabal goes on a little field trip tobureaucracy hell the nether world, talks to the Evil Prince of Evilness, gets ripped off makes a deal, and goes his merry way embarks upon a nefarious mission to bring Hell’s head honcho one hundred souls in a year. No biggie and stuff. I mean, how hard can it be to get one hundred puny humans to fill in and sign Voluntary Damnation Form #EAGH/1? Especially when you’ve been lent a Dark Carnival Type Thingie (DCTT™) to help you in your villainous endeavor (by His Satanic Luciferiness, no less!). And have the help of both your vampire brother and a most colorful crew of slightly demonic/undead/freaky types. Piece of cake, methinks.
“What happens next,” you ask? Well The Cabal Brothers Carnival of Wonders takes to the road and spoiler spoiler spoiler ensues. So does much hilarity. Well hilarity ensues for those equipped with Flawless Sense of the Absurdly Comical and Comically Absurd (FSotACaCA™), anyway. A quality our friend Johannes seems to have been born without, I’m afraid. He totally fails to appreciate how inanely ludicrous his current predicament is, and is as utterly unflappable as an anemic gastropod at a Barnacles & Chitons circus show. I mean, Cabal’s brother himself thinks the guy is “as much fun as a leper at an orgy,” which is saying something. But hey, it’s not all bad! He has tons of redeeming qualities and stuff: he can be magnificently obtuse, has a black, withered heart (just like me! Yay!), and is sarcastic as shrimp. Also, he has fished-up morals, a thing for shooting people in the back, and isn’t entirely loathe to smashing people’s brains out with a croquet mallet *swoons* Also also, his smile makes milk churn and doubles as an offensive weapon. Now that’s what I call High Security Harem Potential!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1537792400ra/26346494.gif)
Now. I’d love to tell you more about the story, but spoiler spoiler spoiler (as I may or may not have mentioned before), so I won’t. You are quite welcome, de nada, my pleasure and stuff. Anyway, what I can indeed tell you is that (beware, for it’s quick maths time):
Howard’s witty, unique writing style + intriguing, original plot + yummy characterization + High Quality Snorting (HQS™) + offensive, recalcitrant fortune-telling machines + Ragtag Slyboots, Despoiler of Milk and Entangler of Shoelaces + surprisingly resilient babies + a chanting army of lunatics + Infernal Regions (Local Authority) Hades Provisional Admission Application (form #AAAA/342) + very perlite stuff + criminally insane fairies + GOST TRANES and TUNELS OF FEER and Rabits of TEROR, oh my! + Sartre’s old buddy Arthur Trubshaw + ancient expletives involving sexual congress between extinct tribes and extinct species (don’t ask) + prison escapees + mesmerised (if a little unhygienic) women littering up the carnival grounds + most hilariously amazing kid POV ever + friendly vicars and law-abiding postmen *shudders* + super extra cool footnotes + pathetic schemes that do as much damage as a convent full of possessed nuns + priceless police bulletins + ‘Rock, scissors, paper, dynamite, punch Dennis in the face’ + being belaboured with fourteenth-century battle axes + ‘I Lie Diplomatically About Your Weight’ machines = let’s dance and stuff, fellow necromaniacs!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1536392448ra/26271199.gif)
➽ And the moral of this Johannes Cabal You Are One Slightly Heartless and Somewhat Cold Son of a Shrimp But I Still Lurves You and Stuff Crappy Non Review (JCYAOSHaSCSoaSBISLYaSCNR ™) is: FABULOSO!!! *waves at Elena and Timothy*
· Book 0.5: Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day ★★★★★
· Book 0.75: Exeunt Demon King ★★★★
· Book 2: The Detective ★★★★★
· Book 2.5: The Ereshkigal Working ★★★★★
· Book 3: The Fear Institute ★★★★★
· Book 3.1: The House of Gears ★★★★
· Book 3.2: The Death of Me ★★★
· Book 3.3: Ouroboros Ouzo ★★★★
· Book 4: The Brothers Cabal ★★★★
· Book 4.5: A Long Spoon ★★★★★
· Book 5: The Fall of the House of Cabal ★★★★★
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[Pre-review nonsense]
As Johannes Cabal's good old pal Satan would say: dark stuff + weird stuff + HAHAHAHA stuff =
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1536654763ra/26285317.gif)
➽ Full review to come.
➽ And the moral of this reread is: I'm pretty sure that my girlfriend Kate Daniels (aka the world-famous, multiple-time winner of the Best Misfiring Smile of the Year Award) would absolutely 💕 lurve 💕 the myriad Lip Curving Gymnastics (LCG™)—and accompanying side effects—displayed in this book. We've got smiles that make spiders run for cover! Smiles with all the warmth of dollhouse ovens! Smiles as offensive weapons! Smiles that make churns of milk go sour! Smiles that fall from people's faces like greased pigs off church roofs! And last, but certainly not least, smiles that creep across one's face like melanomas in time-lapse! This book! It's ALL blissfully
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1605460443ra/30381832.gif)
Just like that, yes.
➽ And the other moral of this reread is: "FABULOSO!!!" 4 EVER.
👋 To be continued and stuff.
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1479540926i/21203689._SX540_.jpg)
[September 2018]
💀 Woohoo Time to Bring Back the Dead Buddy Read (WTtBBtDBR™) with the MacHalo Necromaniacs 💀
The thing you are about to read is as crappy as the book it hopelessly tries to non-review is fantastic. Consider your little selves warned and stuff.
There’s a slight chance this book might or might not be the mostest funniest one I have read in the entirety of this entire year. Maybe. Perhaps. Also, I’m fairly (almost) certain I haven’t come across such a joyously delightful mix of Fantasy, dark comedy, delicious British humor, and Weird & Wacky Stuff™ at any time in the last nine months, so there’s a good possibility this book might actually be one of my top ten favorite reads of
The Necromancer is a
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1537717176i/26342341.jpg)
You are so hot, Your Mephistopheleciousness! I think I’m in 💕lurve💕
So Cabal goes on a little field trip to
“What happens next,” you ask? Well The Cabal Brothers Carnival of Wonders takes to the road and spoiler spoiler spoiler ensues. So does much hilarity. Well hilarity ensues for those equipped with Flawless Sense of the Absurdly Comical and Comically Absurd (FSotACaCA™), anyway. A quality our friend Johannes seems to have been born without, I’m afraid. He totally fails to appreciate how inanely ludicrous his current predicament is, and is as utterly unflappable as an anemic gastropod at a Barnacles & Chitons circus show. I mean, Cabal’s brother himself thinks the guy is “as much fun as a leper at an orgy,” which is saying something. But hey, it’s not all bad! He has tons of redeeming qualities and stuff: he can be magnificently obtuse, has a black, withered heart (just like me! Yay!), and is sarcastic as shrimp. Also, he has fished-up morals, a thing for shooting people in the back, and isn’t entirely loathe to smashing people’s brains out with a croquet mallet *swoons* Also also, his smile makes milk churn and doubles as an offensive weapon. Now that’s what I call High Security Harem Potential!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1537792400ra/26346494.gif)
Now. I’d love to tell you more about the story, but spoiler spoiler spoiler (as I may or may not have mentioned before), so I won’t. You are quite welcome, de nada, my pleasure and stuff. Anyway, what I can indeed tell you is that (beware, for it’s quick maths time):
Howard’s witty, unique writing style + intriguing, original plot + yummy characterization + High Quality Snorting (HQS™) + offensive, recalcitrant fortune-telling machines + Ragtag Slyboots, Despoiler of Milk and Entangler of Shoelaces + surprisingly resilient babies + a chanting army of lunatics + Infernal Regions (Local Authority) Hades Provisional Admission Application (form #AAAA/342) + very perlite stuff + criminally insane fairies + GOST TRANES and TUNELS OF FEER and Rabits of TEROR, oh my! + Sartre’s old buddy Arthur Trubshaw + ancient expletives involving sexual congress between extinct tribes and extinct species (don’t ask) + prison escapees + mesmerised (if a little unhygienic) women littering up the carnival grounds + most hilariously amazing kid POV ever + friendly vicars and law-abiding postmen *shudders* + super extra cool footnotes + pathetic schemes that do as much damage as a convent full of possessed nuns + priceless police bulletins + ‘Rock, scissors, paper, dynamite, punch Dennis in the face’ + being belaboured with fourteenth-century battle axes + ‘I Lie Diplomatically About Your Weight’ machines = let’s dance and stuff, fellow necromaniacs!
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1536392448ra/26271199.gif)
➽ And the moral of this Johannes Cabal You Are One Slightly Heartless and Somewhat Cold Son of a Shrimp But I Still Lurves You and Stuff Crappy Non Review (JCYAOSHaSCSoaSBISLYaSCNR ™) is: FABULOSO!!! *waves at Elena and Timothy*
· Book 0.5: Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day ★★★★★
· Book 0.75: Exeunt Demon King ★★★★
· Book 2: The Detective ★★★★★
· Book 2.5: The Ereshkigal Working ★★★★★
· Book 3: The Fear Institute ★★★★★
· Book 3.1: The House of Gears ★★★★
· Book 3.2: The Death of Me ★★★
· Book 3.3: Ouroboros Ouzo ★★★★
· Book 4: The Brothers Cabal ★★★★
· Book 4.5: A Long Spoon ★★★★★
· Book 5: The Fall of the House of Cabal ★★★★★
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1479540926i/21203689._SX540_.jpg)
[Pre-review nonsense]
As Johannes Cabal's good old pal Satan would say: dark stuff + weird stuff + HAHAHAHA stuff =
![](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1536654763ra/26285317.gif)
➽ Full review to come.
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January 27, 2018
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January 27, 2018
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September 8, 2018
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September 11, 2018
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2018
September 11, 2018
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hahahahaha
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wacky-me-likey
September 11, 2018
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the-awesome-bunch
September 11, 2018
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darker-is-cooler
September 25, 2018
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demons-are-yummy
September 25, 2018
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welcome-to-the-zoo
October 23, 2018
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favourite-series
October 23, 2018
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assholes-and-liars-everywhere-yay
November 30, 2019
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witty-as-fish
November 12, 2020
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November 12, 2020
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rr-2020
November 12, 2020
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br-2020
November 14, 2020
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November 30, 2020
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2020
February 15, 2021
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March 3, 2021
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A good thing our pre-nup stated that you had to agree with everything I said after our marriage. It does wonders for my ego, haha.
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Thanks, Margaux!:) I just can't wait to read book 2:D
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P.S. Fabulous review....as usual."
Thanks, Beige! I really think you'd enjoy this one. It's pretty short, so if you don't wait too long to read it, you should be able to join us for book 2:)
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Okay, okay, we need to pick a date for the other necromancer book now. Where was it that we discussed it? With the Zelazny maniacs? I think a few others were interested in reading it.
Thanks, Lee! I have the feeling you're going to like this one:D
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I love it when authors take silly liberties with their footnotes:D I hope you enjoy the book as much as I did, Aphelia!
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Ha! Victory and stuff! How's City of Blades going? Are you enjoying it? ← this might or might not be a trick question upon which you're future might or might not hinge upon.
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Books 2 and 3 in the trilogy are pretty different from City of Stairs. Deeper and with a different atmosphere. I wasn't sure how I felt about Signe the first time around, but I really came to appreciate her when I reread the book. Sigrud I've always loved and I thought it was great to see a different side of him here. And Mulaghesh...Sigh...I lurves her so much. She really is top girlfriend material, haha.
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It's a trilogy in the sense that all three books are set in the same world and follow the same characters (one of them kind of carries the torch from one instalment to the next), but it's true that they have a standalone feel, too.
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This was such a refreshing read, I can't wait to start the next book in the series! Do you know if Howard is planning to write more instalments, or is #5 the final one?
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Hmm..."
I may or may not be evilly muahahahing that I may or may not have managed to perhaps maybe get you interested in this book. Possibly.
Thanks, Mort:D
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How long ago did you read it Steena? I'll be reading book 2 shortly and can hardly wait:)
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What is the other necromancer book? Hold Me Closer, Necromancer? The Death of the Necromancer? Both excellent.
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What is the other necromancer book? Hold Me Closer, Necromancer? The Death of the Necromancer? Both excellent."
It's one of the best fantasy series I've ever read:D I just love Howard's writing. It's original, very witty and hilarious, and simply delicious to read:) I recently read book 4 in the series, and will be reading book 5 in early January. I heard that it's the last instalment in the series, do you know if that's the case?
Oooh, thanks for mentioning those necromancer books, they both sound really good!:)
ETA: I see that The Death of the Necromancer is book #2 in the Ile-Rien series. Do you think I need to read book #1 first?
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Great! Thanks for letting me know about this, Miriam:D
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Anyway, book sounds cool, too! lol!
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This series is most definitely quite cool and stuff. And my boyfriend Jojo Cabal is an irresistibly delicious heartless bastard:D He also happens to be MINE MINE MINE. Just so you know.
P.S. Sorry it took me so long to answer your posts, but I don't have much time for GR these days. Keeping my pincers crossed that I'll get my life back after the summer:)
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There are a few films I can watch back to back, 100s of times over, before needing to move on. BaB is just as much for the fun of singing along! :P
And who's going to steal your new boyfriend? Is he now a favourite, or moving into that endless harem of yours?!
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This is quite outrageous, come to think of it. I mean, how dare you post comments on my reviews when my PM has been left unanswered and abandoned in the depth of your inbox for two long years?!
NO ONE is going to steal my Jojo from me. He is safely locked up in the high security wing of my harem, safe from grabby, jealous pincers. Ha.
![Susie](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/users/1600088651p1/8269809.jpg)
NO ONE is going to steal my Jojo from me. He is safely locked up in the high security wing of my harem, safe from grabby, jealous pincers. Ha."
Well, it hasn't been at the bottom of the pile getting dusty; it's actually been at the top of the pile being nervously appreciated without a suitable response (I go through "no social media" days - it makes replies that much longer, but not usually this long...).
I do hope that your harem has decent alarms on it, because he might consider escaping...
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How could you not, it's my Jojo! 😁😁
P.S. I'm kinda sorta slightly happy that you loved it. A little.
![Kristy](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/users/1685640364p1/1316647.jpg)
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Seems like a perfectly natural reaction to me, haha.
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You'll be fine just reading the main installments. The other books are short stories and, while they're a lot of fun, not reading them won't spoil your enjoyment of the series as a whole.
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