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Johannes Cabal the Necromancer by Jonathan L. Howard
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Alternate title: Something Wicked This Way Comes, the Carnie Version

Johannes Cabal is sorely vexed. Some time ago, he traded his soul to the Devil, as it was proving an impediment in his studies of necromancy. Alas, he acted too hastily–after much research, he’s realized that his soul is needed for his research to be have meaning. He might also have an ulterior motive. The epitome of the logistician, the obsessive scientist, Cabal is a hysterical straight man to the absurd humor of those around him. As his brother mocks him:

“‘For tonight only. Horst held his hands up to an imaginary sign. ‘Thrown out of the Best universities, excommunicated from all the most popular religions and many of the obscure ones, fresh from his recent engagement in Hell, we present Johannes Cabal, Necromancer!’ Toot toot toot! He mimed blowing trumpets.
‘You’re a constant font of hilarity, aren’t you?’ said Cabal, unsmiling. ‘And, I’ll have you know that I was never, ever thrown out of my universities. I always left of my own accord.’”

To regain his soul, Cabal makes a second deal with Satan: bring him exactly one hundred souls in a year’s time, and Cabal will get his own back. Hell, Satan’s feeling generous enough to lend him a Dark Carnival that never quite made it into circulation. Or is he? After all, Cabal just suggested Satan apologize to God for his pride. Despite that, Cabal is insightful enough to realize he needs someone who understands human nature. He seeks out his brother Horst, a being with a few unsavory habits but a surprisingly strong ethical code.

“We’re supposed to be doing the devil’s work and you’ve gone and contaminated it all with the whiff of virtue. I really don’t think you’ve quite got the hang of being an agent of evil.”

I enjoy Johannes Cabal’s voice. Howard hits the perfect note, satisfying the little scientist in me, as well as the artist in me annoyed by the scientific worldview, with both sides appreciating the humor from Cabal’s straight-edged approach. Frankly, I also empathize just the littlest bit with his misanthropy, the huddled masses who fail to appreciate the pursuit of science:

“An idea started to crystallize… It might not work, of course, and there was always the possibility that he might have to upset or hurt a few of these excuses for people. So it wasn’t all bad news.”

Plotting is relatively straightforward, much like Something Wicked, only becoming complicated at the end. Like all folktales, what the reader ultimately wants to know is if Cabal was able to escape the Devil’s Bargain, so the majority of the tale centers on collecting souls while the reader anticipates the outcome. In the meantime, the journey the carnival takes through the towns and the details of the carnival entertain. There’s also some interesting character development, or lack thereof, that elevates it beyond simple farce. Midway through, there are a couple sections that are done in epistolary form by various people. A police blotter proves surprisingly funny. The last letter is perhaps a little jarring to the narrative and takes it the most off track.

The ending is a perfect capstone. A bit of an emotional roller-coaster, it ends with a satisfactory and narrative consistent confrontation. I admire Howard for reaching for something a little more complex. I’d recommend this to fans of Something Wicked, perhaps to Pratchett fans, fans of A. Lee Martinez,and people who might like their humor a little dark but with solid ethics. I think you have to enjoy the word play, have a dark sense of humor, but not dark enough to want bloodshed and violence. Meanwhile, I’ll be looking forward to continuing the series.
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Reading Progress

May 20, 2011 – Shelved
January 4, 2016 – Started Reading
January 4, 2016 –
page 15
5.15% "Cabal just suggested to Satan he try saying 'I'm sorry " to God. "No, I haven't! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say 'sorry'!""
January 4, 2016 –
page 24
8.25% ""In a nearby tree that might have been an elm before being regularly watered with LSD, a carrion crow sat and regarded Cabal keenly.""
January 4, 2016 –
page 27
9.28% "Really," said Cabal as he took the glass. "i'll have to hold a soirée just to impress my friends." "you haven't got any friends." "i'm not holding a soirée either. You have a problem with sarcasm, don't you?""
January 4, 2016 –
page 66
22.68% ""For tonight only." Horst held his hands up to an imaginary sign. "Thrown out of the Best universities, excommunicated from all the most popular religions and many of the obscure ones, fresh from his recent engagement in Hell, we present Johannes Cabal, Necromancer!" Toot toot toot! He mimed blowing trumpets."
January 4, 2016 –
page 74
25.43% ""My brother," Cabal explained to them. He smiled will all the warmth of a dollhouse oven."
January 4, 2016 –
page 74
25.43% ""We're supposed to be doing the devil's work and you've gone and contaminated it all with the whiff of virtue. I really don't think you've quite got the hang of being an agent of evil.""
January 4, 2016 –
page 128
43.99% ""An idea started to crystallize... It might not work, of course, and there was always the possibility that he might have to upset or hurt a few of these excuses for people. So it wasn't all bad news.""
January 5, 2016 – Finished Reading

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Melora I've seen good things about this & look forward to your review!


carol. Me too, Melora. I bumped it up, but it will still be a bit, sad to say.


Melora I've got enough to keep me going for a while (as in, years, I'm afraid), so no rush. That one has popped up enough times and sounds appealing enough that I'm interested, but, like you, there are many books that need to be read first.


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Paul Sparks I liked this book a lot but never moved on to the others for some reason. It's hard to keep up with so many series.


carol. I've got a new strategy, Paul--I'm riding the recline exercise bike 45 minutes every other day. Good reading time!


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Paul Sparks Ha, I bet. Win-win. :)


Melora Sounds wonderful! Thanks for the great review!


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Courtnie added - off to see if I can borrow from the library :)


carol. I'll be interested in everyone's thoughts, as reviews can be mixed. I think you have to enjoy the word play, have a dark sense of humor, but not dark enough to want bloodshed and violence. I was going to recommend this to fans of Chuck Wendig and Chris Holms, but I think it lacks the action and bleak overview of those two authors.


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Wanda Pedersen Added to my never-ending TBR list. Thanks for the recommendation, Carol.


Athena Carol. wrote: "I think you have to enjoy the word play, have a dark sense of humor, but not dark enough to want bloodshed and violence."
Wonderful review, spot on! It's Addams Family (the cartoons) meets Richard Feynman via Oscar Wilde (the book, not your review!) - and there's something strangely endearing about such wonderfully articulate sneering misanthropy. I'm so glad you're enjoying Cabal! :)


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Dan Schwent Okay, this is officially on deck now.


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Lyn nice


carol. It's a quick read, guys! Might be a little silly for you, Lyn. :D


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Milda Page Runner Dark sense of humour? - Bring it on! :D


Melora Carol, I really shouldn't ask this, but... where would you recommend starting with A. Lee Martinez? The one about Helen and Troy caught my eye, but if there is one that is especially good I'd love to know about it!


carol. Since he follows genre tropes, usually, I'd go with one that appeals. I'm not sure about the Helen and Troy one--I haven't read it. It does look fun.
Gil's All Fright Diner really cracked me up--I own the paperback, and it held up on re-read. The villain is an aspiring teenager who uses a magic 8 ball. Urban fantasy stereotypes, sort of--werewolf and vamp traveling around in a beat-up truck make a stop at a local diner. Then again Emperor Mollusk versus The Sinister Brain really cracked me up--that's a take on all the superhero-opposing Evil Genius. Rather like Austin Powers and Dr. Evil, only from Dr. Evil's point of view. Monster didn't grab me as much. Divine Misfortune was fun, more straightforward UF with normal leads in an absurd situation. Autonomic Detective was a robot who is a noir detective--kind of fun, but forgetable.


Melora Carol. wrote: "Since he follows genre tropes, usually, I'd go with one that appeals. I'm not sure about the Helen and Troy one--I haven't read it. It does look fun.
Gil's All Fright Diner really cra..."


Perfect! Thank you. Gil's All Fright Diner is on its way to me, and I have Divine Misfortune and Emperor Mollusk in the list. Comforting to know that I will never, Never run out of entertaining reading matter!


carol. There's always more, and no shortage of suggestions around here. :)


Melora Carol. wrote: "There's always more, and no shortage of suggestions around here. :)"

It's become of my very favorite places on the internet!


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Jaidee Great review Carol. Sounds good :)


carol. Thanks, Jaidee! I enjoyed it.


carol. No worries. You must not be cynical enough :)


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Judi Sounds just like a perfect gem of a read for me.


carol. When I saw your Something Wicked review, I remembered it.


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Judi Loved that book.


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Bernie Cooper there there are so many nods to somETHinG WICKED THIS WAY COMES IN THE REVIEWS I HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK THANK U


carol. Enjoy, Bernie!


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Lata Something Wicked this Way Comes was one of my favourite stories growing up. I'm looking forward to reading this, particularly after your review's opening naming that Bradbury title. And I like stories with carnival settings, so I'm prepared to enjoy this.


carol. I think I saw on the author's site (or interview?) that Something Wicked was the inspiration for it. Totally made sense. I'll look forward to your review/thoughts.

I had only read F. 451 as a youth, so was unprepared for how poetic and lovely Bradbury's writing was.


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Lata I went through a phase in my 20s where I read all the Bradbury I could find, so I could determine if the shorts, novellas, etc. were as great as the books I had read by him during my teens. That man could write!!


carol. I had read many of his short stories, but really loved the poeticism of Something Wicked.


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Sam Quixote How would you say this compares to Rivers of London - around the same in terms of overall quality?


carol. Such a hard question. I think it was a first big published book for both of them. I think the writing quality is strong, or at least in a way I enjoy. I love both of them. I think they both have that dry Brit humor, maybe a bit more misanthropic in Cabal. Cabal is more fantasy. You might also like Mike Carey's UF series with Felix Castor.


Erica I loved your review, Carol! This is one of my favorite books, and while I love some of the ones that follow more than others, I think that the entire series is way above average in quality and consistency.


carol. Erica, thank you! I agree, this is one of my favorites of his, but the entire series is interesting. Just not sure about Sam's taste... I think the series is a bit uneven at times.


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Andrew✌️ Nice review, Carol! This is a series I've been hearing about so many times that I have to read it. And, the cover is incredible!! :)


carol. Thanks, Andrew. I enjoyed it. :)


message 39: by Mimi (new) - rated it 4 stars

Mimi "I enjoy Johannes Cabal’s voice. Howard hits the perfect note, satisfying the little scientist in me, as well as the artist in me annoyed by the scientific worldview, with both sides appreciating the humor from Cabal’s straight-edged approach. Frankly, I also empathize just the littlest bit with his misanthropy, the huddled masses who fail to appreciate the pursuit of science:"

Yes, everything here. It's precisely why I find him endearing, because of his faults, not in spite of them.

This was an excellent read and I enjoyed just about everything about it. Thanks for putting it on my radar, book-twin. Now I shall go and finish the whole series, short stories and all. :)


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Bookish The humour sounds similar to Good Omens. I really enjoyed the tv adaptation but didn't hit it off with the book. Have you read that Carol?


carol. Mimi wrote: "This was an excellent read and I enjoyed just about everything about it. Thanks for putting it on my radar, book-twin. Now I shall go and finish the whole series, short stories and all. :)."
Oh yay! As forewarning, Howard tries different things with each of the three books, style-wise.

My favorite short story A Long Spoon.


carol. Bookish wrote: "The humour sounds similar to Good Omens. I really enjoyed the tv adaptation but didn't hit it off with the book. Have you read that Carol?"

No, I never really enjoyed Gaiman, and only could take a little Pratchett.


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Mimi carol. wrote: "Oh yay! As forewarning, Howard tries different things with each of the three books, style-wise.

My favorite short story A Long Spoon."


Ah, OK, that's good to know about the style change. I don't anticipate it will be an issue for me as long as the narration and Johannes remain fairly the same--witty and quippy, standoffish and dismissive of most things, respectively.

I think I will finish the five novels and then circle back to the shorts. That's the plan anyway.

Spoilery question: (view spoiler)


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Bookish carol. wrote: "No, I never really enjoyed Gaiman, and only could take a little Pratchett."

I can't stand Pratchett lol

What don't you enjoy about Gaiman? It has been a while since I read anything of his but he's done a few different things so I have a varied reaction to his work. I enjoy the darkness and mythology, symbolism etc of Sandman but found his Norse Mythology to be o-k. Didn't enjoy that one he did with the dwarf set in Scotland ... or Ireland. His kid stuff can be hit and miss. I really liked The Graveyard Book, that was sweet.


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carol. Mimi wrote: "spoilery question."

Sort of spoilery answer: Maybe. You'll like it, book-twin.


carol. Bookish: Gaiman has a weird thing going on with female sexuality, I think, at least in the non-YA stuff I've read. I did like the Graveyard book too.


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Bookish carol. wrote: "Bookish: Gaiman has a weird thing going on with female sexuality, I think, at least in the non-YA stuff I've read. I did like the Graveyard book too."


Elaborate please!! You've got me curious now ...


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Maya carol. wrote: "Gaiman has a weird thing going on with female sexuality"

"Gaiman" can possibly be replaced with .... most men xD but that weird scene at the beginning of American gods does come to mind as one of weirdest I have encountered so far.


carol. Bookish wrote: "Elaborate please!! You've got..."

I think at least twice vagina dentata has shown up? It's in American Gods for absolutely no purpose, which was a real turn off. And his book of adult fairy tales was so unappealingly sexualized, it was just. ugh. Not my thing, and so still working out female-as-horrific.

American Gods was tedious. A few good parts, a couple of bad parts, and a lot of tedious parts. I'll look forward to what you think. Apparently it sort of takes off on a Norse tale, so maybe that's part of why it missed me? Idk, one of the people I know tried to tell me how it had all this great symbolism and yadayada, but it wasn't accessible enough to work.


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Mimi carol. wrote: "Mimi wrote: "spoilery question."

Sort of spoilery answer: Maybe. You'll like it, book-twin."


Oh good! I look forward to seeing him again. I really liked the Cabal brothers' dynamic and relationship and was hoping it would carry on throughout the series.

No comment in regards to American Gods or Neil Gaiman except to say that I'm fascinated by the way the book resonates with so many people. It makes me want to delve deep into the why of it, but I suppose I could just read all the positive reviews for that.


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