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Johannes Cabal the Necromancer (Johannes Cabal, #1)
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bookshelves: urban-fantasy, fast-and-fun, humor, my-library, my-library-hardcover
May 20, 2011
bookshelves: urban-fantasy, fast-and-fun, humor, my-library, my-library-hardcover
Alternate title: Something Wicked This Way Comes, the Carnie Version
Johannes Cabal is sorely vexed. Some time ago, he traded his soul to the Devil, as it was proving an impediment in his studies of necromancy. Alas, he acted too hastily–after much research, he’s realized that his soul is needed for his research to be have meaning. He might also have an ulterior motive. The epitome of the logistician, the obsessive scientist, Cabal is a hysterical straight man to the absurd humor of those around him. As his brother mocks him:
“‘For tonight only. Horst held his hands up to an imaginary sign. ‘Thrown out of the Best universities, excommunicated from all the most popular religions and many of the obscure ones, fresh from his recent engagement in Hell, we present Johannes Cabal, Necromancer!’ Toot toot toot! He mimed blowing trumpets.
‘You’re a constant font of hilarity, aren’t you?’ said Cabal, unsmiling. ‘And, I’ll have you know that I was never, ever thrown out of my universities. I always left of my own accord.’”
To regain his soul, Cabal makes a second deal with Satan: bring him exactly one hundred souls in a year’s time, and Cabal will get his own back. Hell, Satan’s feeling generous enough to lend him a Dark Carnival that never quite made it into circulation. Or is he? After all, Cabal just suggested Satan apologize to God for his pride. Despite that, Cabal is insightful enough to realize he needs someone who understands human nature. He seeks out his brother Horst, a being with a few unsavory habits but a surprisingly strong ethical code.
“We’re supposed to be doing the devil’s work and you’ve gone and contaminated it all with the whiff of virtue. I really don’t think you’ve quite got the hang of being an agent of evil.”
I enjoy Johannes Cabal’s voice. Howard hits the perfect note, satisfying the little scientist in me, as well as the artist in me annoyed by the scientific worldview, with both sides appreciating the humor from Cabal’s straight-edged approach. Frankly, I also empathize just the littlest bit with his misanthropy, the huddled masses who fail to appreciate the pursuit of science:
“An idea started to crystallize… It might not work, of course, and there was always the possibility that he might have to upset or hurt a few of these excuses for people. So it wasn’t all bad news.”
Plotting is relatively straightforward, much like Something Wicked, only becoming complicated at the end. Like all folktales, what the reader ultimately wants to know is if Cabal was able to escape the Devil’s Bargain, so the majority of the tale centers on collecting souls while the reader anticipates the outcome. In the meantime, the journey the carnival takes through the towns and the details of the carnival entertain. There’s also some interesting character development, or lack thereof, that elevates it beyond simple farce. Midway through, there are a couple sections that are done in epistolary form by various people. A police blotter proves surprisingly funny. The last letter is perhaps a little jarring to the narrative and takes it the most off track.
The ending is a perfect capstone. A bit of an emotional roller-coaster, it ends with a satisfactory and narrative consistent confrontation. I admire Howard for reaching for something a little more complex. I’d recommend this to fans of Something Wicked, perhaps to Pratchett fans, fans of A. Lee Martinez,and people who might like their humor a little dark but with solid ethics. I think you have to enjoy the word play, have a dark sense of humor, but not dark enough to want bloodshed and violence. Meanwhile, I’ll be looking forward to continuing the series.
Johannes Cabal is sorely vexed. Some time ago, he traded his soul to the Devil, as it was proving an impediment in his studies of necromancy. Alas, he acted too hastily–after much research, he’s realized that his soul is needed for his research to be have meaning. He might also have an ulterior motive. The epitome of the logistician, the obsessive scientist, Cabal is a hysterical straight man to the absurd humor of those around him. As his brother mocks him:
“‘For tonight only. Horst held his hands up to an imaginary sign. ‘Thrown out of the Best universities, excommunicated from all the most popular religions and many of the obscure ones, fresh from his recent engagement in Hell, we present Johannes Cabal, Necromancer!’ Toot toot toot! He mimed blowing trumpets.
‘You’re a constant font of hilarity, aren’t you?’ said Cabal, unsmiling. ‘And, I’ll have you know that I was never, ever thrown out of my universities. I always left of my own accord.’”
To regain his soul, Cabal makes a second deal with Satan: bring him exactly one hundred souls in a year’s time, and Cabal will get his own back. Hell, Satan’s feeling generous enough to lend him a Dark Carnival that never quite made it into circulation. Or is he? After all, Cabal just suggested Satan apologize to God for his pride. Despite that, Cabal is insightful enough to realize he needs someone who understands human nature. He seeks out his brother Horst, a being with a few unsavory habits but a surprisingly strong ethical code.
“We’re supposed to be doing the devil’s work and you’ve gone and contaminated it all with the whiff of virtue. I really don’t think you’ve quite got the hang of being an agent of evil.”
I enjoy Johannes Cabal’s voice. Howard hits the perfect note, satisfying the little scientist in me, as well as the artist in me annoyed by the scientific worldview, with both sides appreciating the humor from Cabal’s straight-edged approach. Frankly, I also empathize just the littlest bit with his misanthropy, the huddled masses who fail to appreciate the pursuit of science:
“An idea started to crystallize… It might not work, of course, and there was always the possibility that he might have to upset or hurt a few of these excuses for people. So it wasn’t all bad news.”
Plotting is relatively straightforward, much like Something Wicked, only becoming complicated at the end. Like all folktales, what the reader ultimately wants to know is if Cabal was able to escape the Devil’s Bargain, so the majority of the tale centers on collecting souls while the reader anticipates the outcome. In the meantime, the journey the carnival takes through the towns and the details of the carnival entertain. There’s also some interesting character development, or lack thereof, that elevates it beyond simple farce. Midway through, there are a couple sections that are done in epistolary form by various people. A police blotter proves surprisingly funny. The last letter is perhaps a little jarring to the narrative and takes it the most off track.
The ending is a perfect capstone. A bit of an emotional roller-coaster, it ends with a satisfactory and narrative consistent confrontation. I admire Howard for reaching for something a little more complex. I’d recommend this to fans of Something Wicked, perhaps to Pratchett fans, fans of A. Lee Martinez,and people who might like their humor a little dark but with solid ethics. I think you have to enjoy the word play, have a dark sense of humor, but not dark enough to want bloodshed and violence. Meanwhile, I’ll be looking forward to continuing the series.
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Reading Progress
May 20, 2011
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January 4, 2016
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January 4, 2016
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"Cabal just suggested to Satan he try saying 'I'm sorry " to God. "No, I haven't! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say 'sorry'!""
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""In a nearby tree that might have been an elm before being regularly watered with LSD, a carrion crow sat and regarded Cabal keenly.""
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"Really," said Cabal as he took the glass. "i'll have to hold a soirée just to impress my friends." "you haven't got any friends." "i'm not holding a soirée either. You have a problem with sarcasm, don't you?""
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""For tonight only." Horst held his hands up to an imaginary sign. "Thrown out of the Best universities, excommunicated from all the most popular religions and many of the obscure ones, fresh from his recent engagement in Hell, we present Johannes Cabal, Necromancer!" Toot toot toot! He mimed blowing trumpets."
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""My brother," Cabal explained to them. He smiled will all the warmth of a dollhouse oven."
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""We're supposed to be doing the devil's work and you've gone and contaminated it all with the whiff of virtue. I really don't think you've quite got the hang of being an agent of evil.""
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""An idea started to crystallize... It might not work, of course, and there was always the possibility that he might have to upset or hurt a few of these excuses for people. So it wasn't all bad news.""
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Wonderful review, spot on! It's Addams Family (the cartoons) meets Richard Feynman via Oscar Wilde (the book, not your review!) - and there's something strangely endearing about such wonderfully articulate sneering misanthropy. I'm so glad you're enjoying Cabal! :)
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Gil's All Fright Diner really cracked me up--I own the paperback, and it held up on re-read. The villain is an aspiring teenager who uses a magic 8 ball. Urban fantasy stereotypes, sort of--werewolf and vamp traveling around in a beat-up truck make a stop at a local diner. Then again Emperor Mollusk versus The Sinister Brain really cracked me up--that's a take on all the superhero-opposing Evil Genius. Rather like Austin Powers and Dr. Evil, only from Dr. Evil's point of view. Monster didn't grab me as much. Divine Misfortune was fun, more straightforward UF with normal leads in an absurd situation. Autonomic Detective was a robot who is a noir detective--kind of fun, but forgetable.
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Perfect! Thank you. Gil's All Fright Diner is on its way to me, and I have Divine Misfortune and Emperor Mollusk in the list. Comforting to know that I will never, Never run out of entertaining reading matter!
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I had only read F. 451 as a youth, so was unprepared for how poetic and lovely Bradbury's writing was.
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Yes, everything here. It's precisely why I find him endearing, because of his faults, not in spite of them.
This was an excellent read and I enjoyed just about everything about it. Thanks for putting it on my radar, book-twin. Now I shall go and finish the whole series, short stories and all. :)
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Oh yay! As forewarning, Howard tries different things with each of the three books, style-wise.
My favorite short story A Long Spoon.
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No, I never really enjoyed Gaiman, and only could take a little Pratchett.
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My favorite short story A Long Spoon."
Ah, OK, that's good to know about the style change. I don't anticipate it will be an issue for me as long as the narration and Johannes remain fairly the same--witty and quippy, standoffish and dismissive of most things, respectively.
I think I will finish the five novels and then circle back to the shorts. That's the plan anyway.
Spoilery question: (view spoiler)
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I can't stand Pratchett lol
What don't you enjoy about Gaiman? It has been a while since I read anything of his but he's done a few different things so I have a varied reaction to his work. I enjoy the darkness and mythology, symbolism etc of Sandman but found his Norse Mythology to be o-k. Didn't enjoy that one he did with the dwarf set in Scotland ... or Ireland. His kid stuff can be hit and miss. I really liked The Graveyard Book, that was sweet.
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Elaborate please!! You've got me curious now ...
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"Gaiman" can possibly be replaced with .... most men xD but that weird scene at the beginning of American gods does come to mind as one of weirdest I have encountered so far.
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I think at least twice vagina dentata has shown up? It's in American Gods for absolutely no purpose, which was a real turn off. And his book of adult fairy tales was so unappealingly sexualized, it was just. ugh. Not my thing, and so still working out female-as-horrific.
American Gods was tedious. A few good parts, a couple of bad parts, and a lot of tedious parts. I'll look forward to what you think. Apparently it sort of takes off on a Norse tale, so maybe that's part of why it missed me? Idk, one of the people I know tried to tell me how it had all this great symbolism and yadayada, but it wasn't accessible enough to work.
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Sort of spoilery answer: Maybe. You'll like it, book-twin."
Oh good! I look forward to seeing him again. I really liked the Cabal brothers' dynamic and relationship and was hoping it would carry on throughout the series.
No comment in regards to American Gods or Neil Gaiman except to say that I'm fascinated by the way the book resonates with so many people. It makes me want to delve deep into the why of it, but I suppose I could just read all the positive reviews for that.