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Jonathan L. Howard
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Johannes Cabal the Necromancer (Johannes Cabal, #1)
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2009
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38 editions
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Johannes Cabal the Detective (Johannes Cabal, #2)
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2010
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27 editions
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The Fear Institute (Johannes Cabal, #3)
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2011
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Carter & Lovecraft (Carter & Lovecraft, #1)
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2015
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13 editions
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The Brothers Cabal (Johannes Cabal, #4)
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2014
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2 editions
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The Fall of the House of Cabal (Johannes Cabal, #5)
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2016
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9 editions
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Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day (Johannes Cabal, #0.25)
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2013
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6 editions
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After the End of the World (Carter & Lovecraft, #2)
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2017
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8 editions
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A Long Spoon (Johannes Cabal, #4.5)
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2014
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2 editions
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Exeunt Demon King (Johannes Cabal, #0.75)
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2013
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2 editions
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I Return
Hello all. It has been a considerable period since I was last here, so hello all. My profile is sadly out of date since, for reasons that elude the best minds of the age, Goodreads has decided to lock me out of editing it. I have no idea why, but I have written to them to get it sorted. In the meantime, a quick update as to what I've been up to.
Firstly, Carter & Lovecraft came out last year to go Read more of this blog post »
Firstly, Carter & Lovecraft came out last year to go Read more of this blog post »
“Not entirely fair?" His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great cavern, as swift and cold as the Wendigo on skates. "I am Satan, also called Lucifer the Light Bearer..."
Cabal winced. What was it about devils that they always had to give you their whole family history?
"I was cast down from the presence of God himself into this dark, sulfurous pit and condemned to spend eternity here-"
"Have you tried saying sorry?" interrupted Cabal.
"No, I haven't! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say 'sorry'!”
― Johannes Cabal the Necromancer
Cabal winced. What was it about devils that they always had to give you their whole family history?
"I was cast down from the presence of God himself into this dark, sulfurous pit and condemned to spend eternity here-"
"Have you tried saying sorry?" interrupted Cabal.
"No, I haven't! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say 'sorry'!”
― Johannes Cabal the Necromancer
“They served to remind Cabal - should a reminder ever be necessary - why his social skills were so poor: people were loathsome and not worth the practise.”
― Johannes Cabal the Detective
― Johannes Cabal the Detective
“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.”
― The Fear Institute
― The Fear Institute
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