Romance Humor Quotes
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![Lindsay Ribar](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1340827177i/5771853._UX200_CR0,50,200,200_.jpg)
“...Oh god. I'm one of those girls."
"What girls?" he asked, perplexed.
"Those girls. The ones in all those books and TV shows. Some dumb high school girl falls in love with some supernatural guy, and he's all, 'Behold, I am five million years old!' and she's all, 'Oh my god, how can you ever love pathetic little me!' and he's like, 'Because of destiny!' or whatever. It's just so...ew. You know?”
― The Art of Wishing
"What girls?" he asked, perplexed.
"Those girls. The ones in all those books and TV shows. Some dumb high school girl falls in love with some supernatural guy, and he's all, 'Behold, I am five million years old!' and she's all, 'Oh my god, how can you ever love pathetic little me!' and he's like, 'Because of destiny!' or whatever. It's just so...ew. You know?”
― The Art of Wishing
![Annette Curtis Klause](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1209043403i/5833.jpg)
“what red lips you have," he said in her ear. Did she dare say it? "All the better to kiss you with, my dear," she replied. And then their lips met.”
― Blood and Chocolate
― Blood and Chocolate
![Ashley Earley](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1687380863i/13980145._UX200_CR0,7,200,200_.jpg)
“The hours tick by as I lie in bed.
Memories keep surfacing, tormenting me into unbelievable sadness. I can't bring myself to move. I can't fight the memories that keep filling my thoughts. I stay curled in the fetal position as each memory plays out. I can't stop them from coming. I can't make them go away. Nothing can distract me. I can't block the memories, so they continue to come.”
― Alone in Paris
Memories keep surfacing, tormenting me into unbelievable sadness. I can't bring myself to move. I can't fight the memories that keep filling my thoughts. I stay curled in the fetal position as each memory plays out. I can't stop them from coming. I can't make them go away. Nothing can distract me. I can't block the memories, so they continue to come.”
― Alone in Paris
![Amy Lane](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1429039455i/151973._UX200_CR0,29,200,200_.jpg)
“If it feels good, enjoy it. If it doesn’t, adjust your position until it does.”
― Under the Rushes
― Under the Rushes
![Lorraine Beaumont](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1516228703i/5819259._UX200_CR0,50,200,200_.jpg)
“Katherine -I wondered if this was how Dorothy felt when she woke up in Oz with all the little people squawking ding dong, the witch is dead.”
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![Jaycee Weaver](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1632945740i/17239020._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Her father had a way of making her feel like a treasured princess and a mental patient all at once.”
― Something Borrowed: Christmas Weddings Collection
― Something Borrowed: Christmas Weddings Collection
“How do you do, Mr Linton. And may I ask what position you occupy under my son?”
Immediately, my mind flashed back several months, to a dark hotel room in Egypt, the messy double bed, and all the positions I had occupied under Mr Rikkard Ambrose. Thank God that my face was too tanned to really blush. Still, I could feel my ears burning.”
―
Immediately, my mind flashed back several months, to a dark hotel room in Egypt, the messy double bed, and all the positions I had occupied under Mr Rikkard Ambrose. Thank God that my face was too tanned to really blush. Still, I could feel my ears burning.”
―
![Kerry Greenwood](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1454939133i/48067._UX200_CR0,33,200,200_.jpg)
“We took the peaches to bed. It is always nice to have someone else to lick the peach juice off your breast.”
― Forbidden Fruit
― Forbidden Fruit
![Brooke Gilbert](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1668098818i/23026582._UX200_CR0,33,200,200_.jpg)
“I’m not going anywhere with you and your Mr. Darcy accent.”. . .“Wow, I’ve hit a nerve. Mr. Darcy, huh?” he chimed. “So the hopeless romantic bit is accurate.”
― The Paris Soulmate
― The Paris Soulmate
![Jessica Parra](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1660481917i/22574994._UY200_CR50,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Two silhouettes blocked out the hard sun. The shapes came into focus as my vision adjusted to the light. One of them revealed itself to be a longboard. The other, the smoking-hot, dripping-wet guy who’d surfed it.”
― Rubi Ramos's Recipe for Success
― Rubi Ramos's Recipe for Success
![Megan Van Dyke](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1628234328i/21709261._UX200_CR0,29,200,200_.jpg)
“If you thought to leave me now, I might tie you to the bed again.
Filthy pirate.
Aye, but you love me anyway.”
― Second Star to the Left
Filthy pirate.
Aye, but you love me anyway.”
― Second Star to the Left
![Rachel Corsini](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1683212178i/22508581._UX200_CR0,50,200,200_.jpg)
“a damn roach…[that] scuttled around just like Nate; reappearing, existing forever, never dying. Like Twinkies. So bad, yet deeply desired.”
― Sushi and Sea Lions
― Sushi and Sea Lions
“When my spark goes out
I want you to kiss me with yours.
Even if it’s dampened by the rain
The thought that you’d attempt
Would make romance turn
Over in its grave.
A spark that doesn’t require
The use of a lighter.
My skin this close to yours.
My best friend, my weakness
My worries gone in an instant”
―
I want you to kiss me with yours.
Even if it’s dampened by the rain
The thought that you’d attempt
Would make romance turn
Over in its grave.
A spark that doesn’t require
The use of a lighter.
My skin this close to yours.
My best friend, my weakness
My worries gone in an instant”
―
![Elizabeth Salo](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1693836395i/43808131._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“I still believe there are good people left in the world, and some of those good people happen to have penises.”
― Amazon in Exile
― Amazon in Exile
![Dan Salerno](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1574473223i/7569447._UX200_CR0,1,200,200_.jpg)
“You have to learn how to tell when a girl's leading you on. How have you ever survived this long? Or do I perceive that you don't have a girlfriend at the minute?”
― 20 Short Ones: 20 Tales of Hope
― 20 Short Ones: 20 Tales of Hope
![Carina Alyce](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1668476602i/20397414._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Most people would be excited if I asked them out.
I’m not most people, so ask one of them out.
Leslie McClunis to Trevor Hampton”
― Wildcat
I’m not most people, so ask one of them out.
Leslie McClunis to Trevor Hampton”
― Wildcat
![Sarah Ready](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1619900966i/20871147._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“He’s my soul mate, I can feel it,” Chloe says. She stands at the end of the dock and stares at the massive yacht, her eyes all sparkly and excited.
“Doubtful. The only thing I can feel is a hundred-foot-long inferiority complex.”
― Chasing Romeo
“Doubtful. The only thing I can feel is a hundred-foot-long inferiority complex.”
― Chasing Romeo
![Kel Kade](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1494294371i/14814106._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“By the maker, Rezkin! I've never heard of anything so sadly romantic!
You commandeered military personnel, a ship, and crew, and manipulated the lives of a baron and the heirs of four high noble houses for months during the King's Tournament just to ensure the happiness of a woman in the event you do NOT get to marry her?”
― Reign of Madness
You commandeered military personnel, a ship, and crew, and manipulated the lives of a baron and the heirs of four high noble houses for months during the King's Tournament just to ensure the happiness of a woman in the event you do NOT get to marry her?”
― Reign of Madness
![Brooke Gilbert](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1668098818i/23026582._UX200_CR0,33,200,200_.jpg)
“Great. Just flipping fantastic. He’s like a warm English fire after being caught in the rain, and I’m like a hillbilly tractor stuck in the mud.”
― The Paris Soulmate
― The Paris Soulmate
![Brooke Gilbert](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1668098818i/23026582._UX200_CR0,33,200,200_.jpg)
“I was doing perfectly fine. I’m perfectly fine. I will make it to Paris on my own, unchaperoned and without assistance.”
“Well, you will need the pilot and the plane. Probably the crew as well,” he said nonchalantly.”
― The Paris Soulmate
“Well, you will need the pilot and the plane. Probably the crew as well,” he said nonchalantly.”
― The Paris Soulmate
![Brooke Gilbert](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1668098818i/23026582._UX200_CR0,33,200,200_.jpg)
“Is this 12B? This is going to be fun!” The British accent cut through the air like a wire cutter through clay. It sliced into me and my peaceful serenity that I had created.
“No, no, no, no,” I said, a little too emphatically.
“No, this isn’t 12B or no, this isn't going to be fun?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me!”
― The Paris Soulmate
“No, no, no, no,” I said, a little too emphatically.
“No, this isn’t 12B or no, this isn't going to be fun?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me!”
― The Paris Soulmate
![Madhu Pandey](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1690120083i/21651028._UX200_CR0,0,200,200_.jpg)
“He came to me and lifted my chin with his fingers so I looked directly at him. “What is it, Titalee?”
“Do you still like me?”
He was confused but after a few seconds; he tilted his face. “You even have to ask?”
He picked up my hair strands and said. “You have me wrapped around your single hair strand.”
―
“Do you still like me?”
He was confused but after a few seconds; he tilted his face. “You even have to ask?”
He picked up my hair strands and said. “You have me wrapped around your single hair strand.”
―
“Reading a SoHo restaurant review in the New York Times for me is like reading Fifty Shades of Gravy. By the end of it, you're drooling and fully turned on for more."
Kim Lee
The Big Apple Took a Bite Of Me
Available on Amazon Books and Kindle”
―
Kim Lee
The Big Apple Took a Bite Of Me
Available on Amazon Books and Kindle”
―
![Jacklyn Fox](https://cdn.statically.io/img/i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/authors/1716452502i/47134407._UY200_CR6,0,200,200_.jpg)
“Eddie the Hot Guy:
Hey babe, how’s your shift going?
Alex the Sexy Bouncer:
Hey sexy, it’s boring without you to brighten it.
Eddie smiled to himself. He would have preferred to go dance with Alex too but he didn’t want to be one of those people who ditches all their friends when someone hot comes along.
Eddie the Hot Guy:
Aww, maybe this will help
*image*
Eddie sent a photo from the neck down with the covers rolled down, showing just the very base of his cock and top of his pubes.
Alex the Sexy Bouncer:
Nope. Didn’t help. Now I’m semi hard and wishing I was in your bed. Knowing it’s only a block away is painful.
Eddie chuckled. He had a point.
Eddie the Hot Guy:
Woops, sorry. I’ll make it up to you, call me when you get home. I don’t care what time, my only plans are to sleep in tomorrow anyway xx
Alex the Sexy Bouncer:
Well, that only seems fair, you did create this problem in my pants after all lol
Eddie the Hot Guy:
Talk soon xx”
― Unsuspecting Love: Can new love mend a broken heart?
Hey babe, how’s your shift going?
Alex the Sexy Bouncer:
Hey sexy, it’s boring without you to brighten it.
Eddie smiled to himself. He would have preferred to go dance with Alex too but he didn’t want to be one of those people who ditches all their friends when someone hot comes along.
Eddie the Hot Guy:
Aww, maybe this will help
*image*
Eddie sent a photo from the neck down with the covers rolled down, showing just the very base of his cock and top of his pubes.
Alex the Sexy Bouncer:
Nope. Didn’t help. Now I’m semi hard and wishing I was in your bed. Knowing it’s only a block away is painful.
Eddie chuckled. He had a point.
Eddie the Hot Guy:
Woops, sorry. I’ll make it up to you, call me when you get home. I don’t care what time, my only plans are to sleep in tomorrow anyway xx
Alex the Sexy Bouncer:
Well, that only seems fair, you did create this problem in my pants after all lol
Eddie the Hot Guy:
Talk soon xx”
― Unsuspecting Love: Can new love mend a broken heart?
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