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A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
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Oh, GOD. Why did I start rereading books?! It has only resulted in heartbreak. (Except you, Wanderlove. You know you’re different.) Years of never picking up the same book twice? The right decision. Now there’s a 2-star book on my 2016 favorites shelf. WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN.
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Anyway. This was...not as good as I remembered. Like, in a big way. (Note: There are some spoilers in here, I think, especially for A Court of Thorns and Roses.)
What would the two sweeping generalizations I’d make about the first and second half of this book be, you ask? I’m so glad you brought this up, fictional reader of this review. You get me. And to answer your fake question: I would say the first half of this book is super boring, and the second half is bonkers cringeworthy.
Oh, man, talk about an unpopular opinion. Don’t yell at me.
O.K. (There’s something about spelling okay that way that makes me giggle.) Let’s get into it.
So, as you all know, we follow our girl Feyre. Feyre’s a bish who has PTSD after, like, killing people and dying and being resurrected and going through trials, et cetera. (Makes sense, no? Like, why doesn’t every YA fantasy protagonist have full-on PTSD.) Anyway, at the beginning of this book, she’s bundled up in a boring old love-nest with her loverrrrr from the first book, Tamlin. Feyre is all skinny (doesn’t eat and stress-vomits, I guess) and sad (she did a lot of things) and bored (not allowed to do anything, now) and tired (nightmares like it’s her JOB).
Then Rhysand, the tall/dark/mysterious/flirtatious asshole (trope I’m never into) rescues her from Tamlin, who literally one second ago was the dream guy. (More on that later.) Feyre is bustled off to the Night Court, which rocks, to become a full on badass and have a ton of sex. (More on that later too.)
But...this book is kind of boring, a lot of the time. I know! I made it sound so exciting. That’s just because it’s impossible for me to be boring. I’m fun and thrilling all the time. Okay?!
Anyway. There’s a whole plotline, wherein war is coming and Feyre and the Gang™ must prevent it. (Feyre and the Gang™ is the name of the vintage hip-hop super group formed by Feyre and Rhysand, plus a handful of other goofballs: Mor, who is Rhysand’s...sister?, Cassian, who is his war guy, Azriel, who is his sneaky spooky spy, and Amren...I have straight up no idea what her deal is.)Again, may sound exciting, but I DID NOT FIND IT INTERESTING. All they do in this storyline is spend literally hundreds of pages info-dumping about some history guy named Jurian and corresponding with some human queens (humans are suuuuper boring, as we know).
Confession: I allowed myself toskip skim these boring parts. Because they’re boring. And I didn’t care about them at all.
Even the big climactic scenes in this book were boring to me! The battle at Velaris? Snoozefest. The Cauldron bit, at the end? Soothed me to sleep like a lullaby. And fun stuff kept getting skipped entirely. At one point, Feyre’s like, “I’m going to catch the Suriel” and then the next sentence is, essentially, “I caught the Suriel.” I HATE IT.
So, that’s the first half. The second half (or last third, really) is not any better. It’s just a different kind of terrible.
See, in this part, Feyre and Rhysand realize their ~loooooove~ for each other. Or, I’m sorry, not JUST their love. They’re destined for each other. They’re mates, you guys.
What follows is a TOTAL CRINGEFEST. Feyre says the word “mate” easily 800 times. This is because, instead of doing, you know, actual writing, I’m assuming Maas just copied the mantra “Mate. My mate.” and pasted it on every page from here to Timbuktu. Which, kill me.
BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE. Rhysand and Feyre can’t even interact with each other without full-on f*cking. Doesn’t matter where they are. There are sex scenes (in gruesome, painful detail) in bathtubs, against walls, on kitchen tables. It’s nasty. A nonstop cringe party for what felt like years.
And that brings me to maybe (dare I say) the most annoying bit of this book: The Tamlin Thing™. See, I didn’t like the first book even the first time around, so I refuse to reread it. But I don’t have to revisit that garbage dump to know that Tamlin was sure as sh*t presented positively as hell. With, like, no exceptions. He was endgame. (I remember preferring him to Rhysand, because, again, Rhysand is an example of a trope I abhor. Oh, boohoo, you’re a d*ck because you’re broken. Cry me a river, and get a personality while you’re at it.)
But back to Tamlin. From page one of this book, he’s presented as less than. He’s boring first, then oblivious, then uncaring, then full-on OPPRESSIVE in the span of fifty pages. With just a fraction of the book done, he’s so obviously a villain that Feyre has to be rescued...by the last book’s love interest-slash-villain.
It’s a total role reversal, and IMO, you can’t just write like that. You can’t just toss the last book to the wind because the fangirls preferred the mysterious guy with purple eyes. It’s ridiculous. It feels like fanfiction - like a thirteen-year-old writing a love story about herself and Harry Styles, but she switches and decides to go for Zayn. UGH. This freaking book, dude.
There were good bits to this. The settings are really amazing (Velaris! The Summer Court!), and I liked when Feyre and the Gang™ hung out. I’m fairly into the characters (even Rhysand, walking/talking trope that he is, has his moments, and Feyre is pretty badass). I really do love the world, especially certain parts of it. I just wish that more of this book was spent with that stuff, the good stuff, instead of cheesy smut, info-dumps and poor writing technique.
Also, the ending was maybe the best part, which is so CLASSIC. That’s a next-level plot twist and cliffhanger. Now I’m a) tricked into thinking I liked this more than I did and b) eagerly awaiting the next book. I SEE YOU, MAAS.
Bottom line: This was fun sometimes, but mostly it hurt itself. WHY CAN’T YOU FOCUS ON THE BITS YOU’RE GOOD AT, SARAH?! God, I hope the next book is all sneaky spying and squad hangouts and not info-dumps and human interactions. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Epiphany: I’ve now given every Maas book I’ve ever read 2 stars.
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ORIGINAL REVIEW
5/5
AH. when's the next one?!
it's been such a long time since i really adored a book--and i never would have guessed that sentiment finally would have arrived in the form of the sequel to a book i felt so eh toward.
feyre is absolutely awesome. (finally.)
rhysand is pretty great too.
mor, cassian, azriel, amren, nesta, elain--they're all cool. (autocorrect just had a field day with those names.)
the writing was way better. (gives me hope for the rest of throne of glass!)
(view spoiler)
feyre is so cool. is this a trilogy? if so, i can't wait to see this adventure conclude. if not, yay, bonus!
now to google the next book's release date.
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bookshelves: favorites-2016, fairytale, retelling, that-setting-tho, reread, reviewed, unpopular-opinion, 2-stars, fantasy, non-ya
May 12, 2016
bookshelves: favorites-2016, fairytale, retelling, that-setting-tho, reread, reviewed, unpopular-opinion, 2-stars, fantasy, non-ya
Read 2 times. Last read May 1, 2017 to May 25, 2017.
Oh, GOD. Why did I start rereading books?! It has only resulted in heartbreak. (Except you, Wanderlove. You know you’re different.) Years of never picking up the same book twice? The right decision. Now there’s a 2-star book on my 2016 favorites shelf. WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN.
https://emmareadstoomuch.wordpress.co...
Anyway. This was...not as good as I remembered. Like, in a big way. (Note: There are some spoilers in here, I think, especially for A Court of Thorns and Roses.)
What would the two sweeping generalizations I’d make about the first and second half of this book be, you ask? I’m so glad you brought this up, fictional reader of this review. You get me. And to answer your fake question: I would say the first half of this book is super boring, and the second half is bonkers cringeworthy.
Oh, man, talk about an unpopular opinion. Don’t yell at me.
O.K. (There’s something about spelling okay that way that makes me giggle.) Let’s get into it.
So, as you all know, we follow our girl Feyre. Feyre’s a bish who has PTSD after, like, killing people and dying and being resurrected and going through trials, et cetera. (Makes sense, no? Like, why doesn’t every YA fantasy protagonist have full-on PTSD.) Anyway, at the beginning of this book, she’s bundled up in a boring old love-nest with her loverrrrr from the first book, Tamlin. Feyre is all skinny (doesn’t eat and stress-vomits, I guess) and sad (she did a lot of things) and bored (not allowed to do anything, now) and tired (nightmares like it’s her JOB).
Then Rhysand, the tall/dark/mysterious/flirtatious asshole (trope I’m never into) rescues her from Tamlin, who literally one second ago was the dream guy. (More on that later.) Feyre is bustled off to the Night Court, which rocks, to become a full on badass and have a ton of sex. (More on that later too.)
But...this book is kind of boring, a lot of the time. I know! I made it sound so exciting. That’s just because it’s impossible for me to be boring. I’m fun and thrilling all the time. Okay?!
Anyway. There’s a whole plotline, wherein war is coming and Feyre and the Gang™ must prevent it. (Feyre and the Gang™ is the name of the vintage hip-hop super group formed by Feyre and Rhysand, plus a handful of other goofballs: Mor, who is Rhysand’s...sister?, Cassian, who is his war guy, Azriel, who is his sneaky spooky spy, and Amren...I have straight up no idea what her deal is.)Again, may sound exciting, but I DID NOT FIND IT INTERESTING. All they do in this storyline is spend literally hundreds of pages info-dumping about some history guy named Jurian and corresponding with some human queens (humans are suuuuper boring, as we know).
Confession: I allowed myself to
Even the big climactic scenes in this book were boring to me! The battle at Velaris? Snoozefest. The Cauldron bit, at the end? Soothed me to sleep like a lullaby. And fun stuff kept getting skipped entirely. At one point, Feyre’s like, “I’m going to catch the Suriel” and then the next sentence is, essentially, “I caught the Suriel.” I HATE IT.
So, that’s the first half. The second half (or last third, really) is not any better. It’s just a different kind of terrible.
See, in this part, Feyre and Rhysand realize their ~loooooove~ for each other. Or, I’m sorry, not JUST their love. They’re destined for each other. They’re mates, you guys.
What follows is a TOTAL CRINGEFEST. Feyre says the word “mate” easily 800 times. This is because, instead of doing, you know, actual writing, I’m assuming Maas just copied the mantra “Mate. My mate.” and pasted it on every page from here to Timbuktu. Which, kill me.
BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE. Rhysand and Feyre can’t even interact with each other without full-on f*cking. Doesn’t matter where they are. There are sex scenes (in gruesome, painful detail) in bathtubs, against walls, on kitchen tables. It’s nasty. A nonstop cringe party for what felt like years.
And that brings me to maybe (dare I say) the most annoying bit of this book: The Tamlin Thing™. See, I didn’t like the first book even the first time around, so I refuse to reread it. But I don’t have to revisit that garbage dump to know that Tamlin was sure as sh*t presented positively as hell. With, like, no exceptions. He was endgame. (I remember preferring him to Rhysand, because, again, Rhysand is an example of a trope I abhor. Oh, boohoo, you’re a d*ck because you’re broken. Cry me a river, and get a personality while you’re at it.)
But back to Tamlin. From page one of this book, he’s presented as less than. He’s boring first, then oblivious, then uncaring, then full-on OPPRESSIVE in the span of fifty pages. With just a fraction of the book done, he’s so obviously a villain that Feyre has to be rescued...by the last book’s love interest-slash-villain.
It’s a total role reversal, and IMO, you can’t just write like that. You can’t just toss the last book to the wind because the fangirls preferred the mysterious guy with purple eyes. It’s ridiculous. It feels like fanfiction - like a thirteen-year-old writing a love story about herself and Harry Styles, but she switches and decides to go for Zayn. UGH. This freaking book, dude.
There were good bits to this. The settings are really amazing (Velaris! The Summer Court!), and I liked when Feyre and the Gang™ hung out. I’m fairly into the characters (even Rhysand, walking/talking trope that he is, has his moments, and Feyre is pretty badass). I really do love the world, especially certain parts of it. I just wish that more of this book was spent with that stuff, the good stuff, instead of cheesy smut, info-dumps and poor writing technique.
Also, the ending was maybe the best part, which is so CLASSIC. That’s a next-level plot twist and cliffhanger. Now I’m a) tricked into thinking I liked this more than I did and b) eagerly awaiting the next book. I SEE YOU, MAAS.
Bottom line: This was fun sometimes, but mostly it hurt itself. WHY CAN’T YOU FOCUS ON THE BITS YOU’RE GOOD AT, SARAH?! God, I hope the next book is all sneaky spying and squad hangouts and not info-dumps and human interactions. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Epiphany: I’ve now given every Maas book I’ve ever read 2 stars.
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ORIGINAL REVIEW
5/5
AH. when's the next one?!
it's been such a long time since i really adored a book--and i never would have guessed that sentiment finally would have arrived in the form of the sequel to a book i felt so eh toward.
feyre is absolutely awesome. (finally.)
rhysand is pretty great too.
mor, cassian, azriel, amren, nesta, elain--they're all cool. (autocorrect just had a field day with those names.)
the writing was way better. (gives me hope for the rest of throne of glass!)
(view spoiler)
feyre is so cool. is this a trilogy? if so, i can't wait to see this adventure conclude. if not, yay, bonus!
now to google the next book's release date.
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May 26, 2017 11:54AM
LOL can't wait to see what you think of ACOWAR especially if you liked this one even less haha. Such a disappointing finale IMO
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Heather wrote: "LOL can't wait to see what you think of ACOWAR especially if you liked this one even less haha. Such a disappointing finale IMO"
oh, jesus. planning on picking that one up today/this weekend...we'll see. bleh.
oh, jesus. planning on picking that one up today/this weekend...we'll see. bleh.
Hemant wrote: "Alexandra ☁ wrote: "Why did you rate it 2 stars but in the review it's 5/5? :o"
That 5-star is her old rating (and review) when she read it for the first time. This is her 1st re-read :)"
exactly, thanks! sorry if that was confusinggg
That 5-star is her old rating (and review) when she read it for the first time. This is her 1st re-read :)"
exactly, thanks! sorry if that was confusinggg
Oh man You are not going to like ACOWAR then if you thought ACOMAF was boring at some parts. In all honesty I'm afraid of rereading ACOWAR cause I fell like I may drop it from a four to a two..
sorry, posted too soon, accidentally... can you delete stuff? :-) Anyway, I may not agree with your whole review, but that was hilarious! :-D
Tanya wrote: "Oh man You are not going to like ACOWAR then if you thought ACOMAF was boring at some parts. In all honesty I'm afraid of rereading ACOWAR cause I fell like I may drop it from a four to a two.."
oh, jesus. i'll be picking up ACOWAR today or tomorrow, and now i'm nervous as hell. (jk, i've always been nervous as hell.)
oh, jesus. i'll be picking up ACOWAR today or tomorrow, and now i'm nervous as hell. (jk, i've always been nervous as hell.)
Sandra wrote: "sorry, posted too soon, accidentally... can you delete stuff? :-) Anyway, I may not agree with your whole review, but that was hilarious! :-D"
hahahaha. thanks man!
hahahaha. thanks man!
Just warning you that the words "male" and "mate" are on every single page at least 1-2 times. PER PAGE. Every time I think about it I keep bumping my rating down 😒 it's so ridiculously unnecessary. I don't think the entire book was garbage, but idk -shrugs- Really it was just the little things that annoyed me that kept adding up, up, up
Heather wrote: "Just warning you that the words "male" and "mate" are on every single page at least 1-2 times. PER PAGE. Every time I think about it I keep bumping my rating down 😒 it's so ridiculously unnecessary..."
sh*t. that's exactly what i'm worried about. thanks for the warning, hoping i survive
sh*t. that's exactly what i'm worried about. thanks for the warning, hoping i survive
James wrote: "Nice.
Are you actually going to read any more of her books?"
lol great gif, love silver linings playbook.
def going to read at least one more of her books - the conclusion to this trilogy. after that, not sure.
Are you actually going to read any more of her books?"
lol great gif, love silver linings playbook.
def going to read at least one more of her books - the conclusion to this trilogy. after that, not sure.
Does SJM even have an editor anymore? I feel like the publisher knows anything with her name on it will sell like hotcakes and just lets it go out to the world with minimal revision on their end, and that's how we keep ending up with books from her that are hundreds of pages longer than they need to be and why ToG and ACOTAR are starting to have what seems to me an uncanny amount of similarities as the series go on.
You are so my favorite reviewer. I can't wait to hear what you think about ACOWAR.
I love your writing! Take the setting and characters from acomaf and your writing and that'd a killer book I'd want to reread. I'm not usually into rereading though, and the ACOTAR series shall be no different.. haha
P.s the mate thing!!! def cringeworthy. I noticed it got way worse in ACOWAR, I honestly want to word check to see if it shows up over a hundred times o.O
I love your writing! Take the setting and characters from acomaf and your writing and that'd a killer book I'd want to reread. I'm not usually into rereading though, and the ACOTAR series shall be no different.. haha
P.s the mate thing!!! def cringeworthy. I noticed it got way worse in ACOWAR, I honestly want to word check to see if it shows up over a hundred times o.O
Best review. I liked this book-kinda but every point you make is why I really question the quality of it. a lot of the story made me cringe and the quick drop Tamlin in favor of Rhysand wasn't done well in my opinion. But oh well. Let's be honest I'll read the last book lol
Oh and yeah Maas way over used words. Mate was one and the other I noticed was her characters "hissed" so much I was beginning to wonder if they were all morphing into cats.
♥️♥️ Lanae wrote: "I'm calling it now. Your ACOWAR review is going to be a fun read if this is your take on ACOMAF 👀"
oh god. can't wait to suffer through it.
oh god. can't wait to suffer through it.
Sea wrote: "Does SJM even have an editor anymore? I feel like the publisher knows anything with her name on it will sell like hotcakes and just lets it go out to the world with minimal revision on their end, a..."
this feels true to me, although ToG was her first (right?) and i found it the most in need of a good editing. can't speak to the ToG series because i stopped after book one, but agreed. maybe the editors are too scared to roast her book bc she's so famousssss
this feels true to me, although ToG was her first (right?) and i found it the most in need of a good editing. can't speak to the ToG series because i stopped after book one, but agreed. maybe the editors are too scared to roast her book bc she's so famousssss
Leah_earthfae wrote: "You are so my favorite reviewer. I can't wait to hear what you think about ACOWAR.
I love your writing! Take the setting and characters from acomaf and your writing and that'd a killer book I'd w..."
oh my god thanks so much! i am not nearly creative enough to write a book but you have still warmed my heart.
ooh. maybe i'll count the number of uses of mate in ACOWAR.
I love your writing! Take the setting and characters from acomaf and your writing and that'd a killer book I'd w..."
oh my god thanks so much! i am not nearly creative enough to write a book but you have still warmed my heart.
ooh. maybe i'll count the number of uses of mate in ACOWAR.
jenn2.0 wrote: "Oh and yeah Maas way over used words. Mate was one and the other I noticed was her characters "hissed" so much I was beginning to wonder if they were all morphing into cats."
hahaha i'll be picking up ACOWAR in a hot second. ooh the "hissed" one is a good point! also a lot of the sex-scene words were used over. and. over.
hahaha i'll be picking up ACOWAR in a hot second. ooh the "hissed" one is a good point! also a lot of the sex-scene words were used over. and. over.
I remember seeing on here someone counting how many times the word mate was used in ACOWAR. I don't remember the exact number but it was definitely over 100 (139??? keeps popping up in my head for it) 😂
Ketiana wrote: "I remember seeing on here someone counting how many times the word mate was used in ACOWAR. I don't remember the exact number but it was definitely over 100 (139??? keeps popping up in my head for ..."
oh my god. this book is going to kill me
oh my god. this book is going to kill me
jocelyn wrote: "u totally changed my perspective on acomaf and now i'm no longer sure what to feel"
oh god i'm so sorry
oh god i'm so sorry
I get where you're coming from when you re-read this (even if I still absolutely love it). I love it a lot, despite its mistakes. (Sort of like Michael from The Office; you hate some parts of him, but you love him overall)
the routine escapist wrote: "I'm so glad I'm not the only one who found parts of this boring 😴"
the reread was almost unbearable, i had to skim a lot of it tbh
the reread was almost unbearable, i had to skim a lot of it tbh
Vaishnave wrote: "I get where you're coming from when you re-read this (even if I still absolutely love it). I love it a lot, despite its mistakes. (Sort of like Michael from The Office; you hate some parts of him, ..."
hahaha great analogy, yeah totally! we all have books we love despite their flaws
hahaha great analogy, yeah totally! we all have books we love despite their flaws
HAHAHAHAHA I adore this review because it's true. It's sad though I highly like these characters and the world, just not the way the story is told
Heather wrote: "HAHAHAHAHA I adore this review because it's true. It's sad though I highly like these characters and the world, just not the way the story is told"
agreed :( this had all the makings of being great and just fully wasn't
agreed :( this had all the makings of being great and just fully wasn't
Erin wrote: "I'm so excited. I don't know anyone else who rated this less than me! Ah!"
hahaha happy to be of service
hahaha happy to be of service
Khadidja wrote: "The BEST freaking review i have read about this book. Thank you for this!"
omg thank ya!
omg thank ya!
I will say I enjoyed the book. But it really bothers me how on the hate Tam bandwagon everyone is. Like Rhys has better characteristics in that he might be better for Freye. But Tam is also going through PTSD in which he just watched the woman he loves killed by a woman that wanted to imprison him in marriage? Like I'm sorry, but he's got every right to be unreasonable at times. It just doesn't have to work out for him. And in a place so cut-throat, sharing feelings to get over them probably just doesn't work. Like I can't do a 180 in my feels like that. Tam is still good people....just maybe not the right one for new (changed) Feyre. -also not sure if it's like the best writing idea to 180 like that with a character. like it didn't sit well with me the first time I read it-
I thought I was the only one who didn't like it. I like Rhys the bone-carver and the weaver, other than that I hate everything
Belynda wrote: "I will say I enjoyed the book. But it really bothers me how on the hate Tam bandwagon everyone is. Like Rhys has better characteristics in that he might be better for Freye. But Tam is also going t..."
the PTSD thing is a good point. i still think he kind of sucks, but i also think it's just a really sloppy and immature writing choice to all of a sudden make him suck?? like he was presented as completely amazing in the first book and then suddenly he's garbage in the next just so Rhys can show up. i dunno. i found it really annoying.
the PTSD thing is a good point. i still think he kind of sucks, but i also think it's just a really sloppy and immature writing choice to all of a sudden make him suck?? like he was presented as completely amazing in the first book and then suddenly he's garbage in the next just so Rhys can show up. i dunno. i found it really annoying.
Molina wrote: "I thought I was the only one who didn't like it. I like Rhys the bone-carver and the weaver, other than that I hate everything"
ugh the bone-carver and the weaver were so cool! this book could have been amazing i'm so disappointed :(
ugh the bone-carver and the weaver were so cool! this book could have been amazing i'm so disappointed :(
Great review Emma and i do agree despite actually (surprisingly) enjoying the book😮😂
I THOROUGHLY enjoyed reading this updated review 😂😂 agreed with everything you brought up. And that role reversal? Straight up whiplash inducing.