After her younger sister is brutally raped, Millie Masters sets up a hotline for women who need help shaking off a man a“So Many Men, So Little Time…”
After her younger sister is brutally raped, Millie Masters sets up a hotline for women who need help shaking off a man at a bar, or who feel unsafe walking home alone late at night: “Message M”
Even on Mondays, there is always a call for help…
And, Millie is “on call” to rescue you.
But as her sister continues to become a shell of her former self, Millie becomes more and more OBSESSED with vengeance! She may be called a quitter when it comes to work, hobbies, relationships and diets, but not when it comes to MURDER.
She has decided that she needs to find and punish the man, that the police have failed to locate-her sister’s attacker.
Not since “Jane Doe” (Victoria Helen Stone) have I had as much fun reading about (and rooting for) a diabolical female serial killer.
Though obviously what women endure far too frequently is not at all funny, the story is filled with witty and sarcastic observations and fierce and loyal female relationships. The OVER THE TOP story shouldn���t be taken too seriously and just enjoyed for what it is-a deliciously DARK, and entertaining revenge ...more
Our author, an Italian cat, named Babas, explains that although cats are a notch higher than humans, the “Dogs are to humans, what humans are to Cats”
Our author, an Italian cat, named Babas, explains that although cats are a notch higher than humans, the world is dominated by humans, so it’s imperative to choose one wisely.
The “right” human, if well trained, can be an affectionate and loyal companion even if they are nomadic primates.
Follow this manual carefully and you will become the absolute monarch of the home and with just a few practiced looks, several specific vocalizations, and strategic shows of affection-your human will be waiting on you, hand and foot. ( shouldn’t that be PAW?)
And, the ideal human will NEVER, EVER take advantage of their gigantic size to scoop you up in a coercive embrace!
Translated from Italian by Katherine Gregor, with elegant illustrations by Andrea Ferolla, this 144 page novella can be read it one sitting and had me wondering if my own cat EMMA had read this manual!! ...more
I was about to start “Everyone on This Train is a Suspect” when I realized that Ernest Cunningham was introSo, I am “late to the chalet” on this one!
I was about to start “Everyone on This Train is a Suspect” when I realized that Ernest Cunningham was introduced to us in this book, so I quickly downloaded this entertaining Audible so that we could be properly introduced.
Ernie explains that this story will be told in the “Golden Age style” of mysteries, where authors “play fair” and follow a strict set of rules which show their hand, instead of relying on what is up their sleeve, (twists and tricks) allowing us to solve the case-if we are clever enough. He promises to be “reliable” as he tells this tale to us in a conversational manner.
To prove his reliability he even shares which chapters the murders will occur in, promises no sex scenes and only one plot hole and provides (and refers back to) the “rules” that Ronald Knox wrote in 1929 so DO NOT SKIP the epigraph and prologue!! You will definitely want to be familiar with them and might enjoy seeing which “rules” are frequently ignored by many of our more modern writers! ☺️
Let’s begin:
The setting is the Sky Lodge Mountain Retreat, where attendance is mandatory for our family of murderers who have gathered together to welcome home Michael -who has just been released from jail. They are NOT a family of psychopaths-some are good, some are bad, and some are just unfortunate.
There’s a storm coming, because of course there is. (the author’s words not mine) ...more
If you are looking for a darkly comic, entertaining book-this one might fit the bill!
Things aren’t going very well for Gwen Turner.
She stil3.5 stars ✨
If you are looking for a darkly comic, entertaining book-this one might fit the bill!
Things aren’t going very well for Gwen Turner.
She still isn’t over her last boyfriend, Noah, and her best friend Sarah is getting married in a few days and moving out of their shared flat.
Gwen turns to the dating app, CONNECTOR, to help fill the void but so far all of her SWIPES have led to one disastrous date after another and the same end result-BLOCKING each match as soon as she can walk (run!) away!!
No one is more surprised than Gwen when a string of murders suddenly occurs in her small town and she learns from the Police that there seems to be only one connection between each of the victims—they’ve all been on a date with her-arranged through CONNECTOR.
She is suddenly the main SUSPECT and with the Police not really wanting to look elsewhere, she decides she will have to investigate on her own…
FOR THE MOST PART, this is a highly original, and really fun story which kept me amused-especially the chapters which give us the “fly on the wall” peek of what happened on each of her dates, and the two which share with us “what happened with Noah”.
It would have been a solid 4 stars if not for the slightly ridiculous and very OTT ending which let me down.
A buddy read with DeAnn. Did the ending work for her? Be sure to check out her amazing review!
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Thank You to Gallery/Scout Press for the gifted ARC provided through NetGalley. It was my pleasure to offer a candid review!...more
For some reason, I initially had a hard time getting into this one. Maybe, I should have waited for the Audible, because that format real3.5 stars ⭐️
For some reason, I initially had a hard time getting into this one. Maybe, I should have waited for the Audible, because that format really worked for me, with the first book in the series.
Ernest Cunningham survived a serial killer in book one, and lived to write about it-penning his novel, “Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone”.
The book earned him an invitation from the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society to join them aboard the Ghan, the famous train that runs between Darwin and Adelaide. He was hoping for some inspiration for his second book-Fiction this time-as he needed a break from real people killing each other.
Obviously, that didn’t pan out.
Still playing by Ronald Knox’s Ten Commandments of Detective Fiction, written in 1929, this will also be a “fair play” mystery, where the narrator will be RELIABLE, and if you follow the clues, you may solve the crime.
Here is your first clue: the killer’s name will be used 106 times.
There will be six writers on the Ghan- 5 will become “detectives” and one will be the murder victim.
Can you figure out who is who? I didn’t.
Here is one more clue to help you out-with both the first case, and now this one, the case is solved by a piece of punctuation. Last book, it was a full stop. This time, a comma saves the day.
How did Finlay and Vero end up on a road trip to Atlantic City, with Finlay’s ex husband, her two kids, and her mother?
Well, it all starROAD TRIP!!!
How did Finlay and Vero end up on a road trip to Atlantic City, with Finlay’s ex husband, her two kids, and her mother?
Well, it all started with a ransom note, and a plan to rescue the kidnapped!
Book 4 picks up right where the last book ended! No spoilers for any of the books here, but it really is imperative to start at the beginning of this series, as each installment builds upon the last!
This is the SILLIEST CAPER yet, and all of your favorite characters (except for Mrs. Haggerty) will find their way to Atlantic City to participate in the shenanigans, including hot cop, Detective Nicholas Anthony…ooh la la!
But, if you are disappointed that Mrs. Haggerty didn’t tag along, do not worry! It looks like she will have a prominent role in the next book in the series (yay!)
These books are reminiscent of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series for me-so if you enjoy(ed) those-you will love these! Both feature a leading lady who is always finding trouble, a side kick who once had a questionable past, a love triangle, and a lot of laughs!
This is what the Publisher’s blurb promised: “Bernadette, Eleanor Oliphant, Rosie, Ove… meet Amazing Grace Adams, the Where’d You Go, (amazing) Grace?
This is what the Publisher’s blurb promised: “Bernadette, Eleanor Oliphant, Rosie, Ove… meet Amazing Grace Adams, the funny, touching, unforgettable story of an invisible everywoman pushed to the brink—who finally pushes back.”
Whenever I read that I am about to meet the next Eleanor or Ove-I am all in!
But, Grace is nothing like those characters.
However, the story is reminiscent of “Where’d You Go, Bernadette?” (Maria Semple) so at least that comparison is accurate.
In 2002, Grace Adams was an AMAZING woman-a polyglot who spoke 5 languages and was also beautiful, competitive and impulsive. She had her whole life mapped out and was confident about what she wanted.
Four months prior to the “NOW” chapters, we learn that Grace has lost her husband Ben’s love and her daughter Lotte’s trust.
“NOW” It’s Lotte’s 16th birthday, and Grace will reach her breaking point, while stuck in standstill traffic.
She will exit her car and abandon it-determined that she will pick up her daughter’s birthday cake and deliver it to her party on time- despite the fact that she wasn’t invited and EVEN if she has to walk the rest of the way to her ex husband’s new flat, carrying the cake the rest of the way there!
She will NOT let Lotte down again.
How can a woman fall so far from grace?
This is her story.
Round and round and round we go-alternating between the THREE timelines, throughout the entire book.
It was not at all confusing -BUT, I think if the story had been told chronologically with just flashbacks to 2002, the story would have worked better.
Often manic, and rarely funny, this one didn’t quite work for me, but it also has many 5 star reviews, so it just might resonate with you.
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A buddy read with DeAnn. Did it resonate with her? Be sure to checkout her insightful review!
Thank You to Henry Holt and Co. for the gifted ARC provided through NetGalley. It was my pleasure to offer a candid review....more
I lost track of the number of times that the word f*ck ( or a derivative of it) was used. If you find bad language or references to bodily{BLEEEEP} ‼️
I lost track of the number of times that the word f*ck ( or a derivative of it) was used. If you find bad language or references to bodily fluids or functions amusing than you might enjoy this book more than I did.
Victoria is unhappily married to Eric, bored with the mundane tasks of domestic life like preparing dinner every night, and having sex withFRUSTRATION
Victoria is unhappily married to Eric, bored with the mundane tasks of domestic life like preparing dinner every night, and having sex with her husband twice a week. Set up by their parents it seemed more a marriage of convenience.
IMAGINATION
When she isn’t reading, she spends her time imagining the lives of those around her, and fantasizes about the ways her husband could die, so she could be free to live a different life-One without a husband who suggests that she might be happier if she gave up reading, and tried living in the real world.
TEMPTATION
When she sees an attractive man reading the SAME book as her, in her favorite coffee house, “Cafe Au Lait” she becomes convinced he is her soulmate. She hopes to bump into him again over Lattes, or to master the art of levitation so she can visit him at night….
CULMINATION
Can she wish this relationship into existence and find her “happily ever after”?
The synopsis describes this story as a wickedly funny, black comedy….but humor is so subjective, and I didn’t laugh a single time-I just found it all to be a little bit strange…..
It’s a fun premise (with the exception of the levitation) and has some amusing pop culture references to books, movies and even lipstick ...more
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