Catchy Comedy Schedule
For Washington, DC, DC
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6:00a ET
Full House
Nice Guys Finish First
After Joey promises Michelle he'll act nicely and not be mean, he becomes an ineffectual hockey player in an important game.
6:30a ET
Full House
I'm Not D.J.
Stephanie desperately wants to get her ears pierced to be accepted by the "cool" girls. Danny won't give his permission, so Stephanie lets Kimmy pierce her ears.
7:00a ET
Full House
Designing Mothers
When Vicky's mother, Liz, comes to San Francisco, she almost ruins Danny and Vicky's relationship by insisting that they marry.
7:30a ET
Full House
A Very Tanner Christmas
Rebecca is nostalgic for a Midwestern Christmas; Danny longs for his absentee girlfriend, Vicky; and D.J. is melancholy after arguing with Steve. All three resolve their problems in the Christmas spirit.
8:00a ET
The Brady Bunch
The Babysitters
Greg and Marcia try to prove themselves when Cindy comes down with the sniffles the night of Mike and Carol's dinner date.
8:30a ET
The Brady Bunch
The Slumber Caper
Marcia's slumber party is put on hold after she's accused of drawing an insulting picture of her teacher.
9:00a ET
Family Affair
Beware: The Other Woman
When an old flame steps back into Bill's life, the children think that he will get married and send them back to Indiana.
On Now: 9:30a ET
The Donna Reed Show
The Testimonial
When Donna realizes that a retiring town doctor doesn't really want to retire, she turns his farewell dinner into a testimonial.
10:00a ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Tonoose, the Liar
Uncle Tonoose claims to know middleweight champion Kid Moore, who's arriving to rehearse with Danny.
10:30a ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Linda, the Performer
Charlie wants to book Linda for Danny's upcoming TV special after she sings at the club on her birthday.
11:00a ET
The Lucy Show
Lucy Goes to Art Class
When both Lucy and Viv enroll in an art class to win the affections of handsome John Brooks III, Vivian tricks Lucy into posing for the class so she can get a date with Brooks.
11:30a ET
The Lucy Show
Chris Goes Steady
Chris decides to go steady with a boy who turns out to be Mr. Mooney's son. Lucy and Mr. Mooney don't like it and team up to show the kids a lesson by teaching them the real responsibilities of a serious relationship. And then the two adults must camp out in a tree house to make sure the two don't elope.
12:00p ET
I Love Lucy
Ricky Loses His Voice
Lucy and the Mertzes step in when Ricky loses his voice before a big show.
12:30p ET
I Love Lucy
Lucy's Showbiz Swan Song
Lucy wants to join Ricky's barbershop quartet even though she's pregnant.
1:30p ET
Rhoda
Earl's Helping Hand
Earl, Benny's brother, offers Jack the $5,000 he needs to keep his store from going into debt. But this is only a plot to spend more time with Rhoda.
2:00p ET
Laverne & Shirley
Playing Hooky
The girls both call in sick to Shotz and decide to have 'fun' instead. They go to the movies where they see a couple of guys and Laverne waves at them throughout the picture. Later in the children's play park, Shirley goes to get fudgecicles. One of the guys from the movie theater comes over and talk to Shirley, then goes back to his friend. Later, while at their apartment, the guys, who have followed them home invite themselves in. They play a game of charades and one of the guys goes out to buy pink champagne. The other guy offers the girls $100 to buy something for themselves. When they take it, he handcuffs them and arrests them for being "pros". His friend comes back to find the girls upset and crying. When he finds out his new rookie partner, who's on his first case, offered the girls money, he tells him that's not allowed because it's entrapment and orders him to free Laverne and Shirley. To try to make it up to them, they offer to take them out to dinner and show them a good time. Laverne buys this but Shirley is having none of it, but eventually she succumbs after all three people are begging her for forgiveness.
2:30p ET
Happy Days
Mork Returns (5th Anniversary Show)
Mork returns to 1950s Milwaukee to learn about relationships in this retrospective episode.
3:00p ET
Mama's Family
The Love Letter
A love letter meant for Naomi mistakenly ends up in the hands of both Mama and Iola, leading to complications for all.
3:30p ET
Mama's Family
An Ill Wind
A tornado traps the Harper family, Iola, and Effie in the basement on Thanksgiving day.
4:00p ET
The Love Boat
So Help Me Hannah / Maid Cleans Up / C.P.R., I.O.U.
Hannah, an elderly, creative free spirit, spreads her philosophy of chasing your dreams among the crew, as well as the son of a former flame, who wants to become a pianist against his father's wishes. A maid comes on board to meet one of her clients after finding out that his girlfriend is cheating on him. Gopher tries unsuccessfully to schedule a CPR training class for the crew, until a real emergency demands his skills.
5:00p ET
The Odd Couple
Shuffling Off to Buffalo
Felix's brother gives him a job in Buffalo, to Oscar's delight.
5:30p ET
The Odd Couple
Vocal Girl Makes Good
The New York Metropolitan Opera's Marilyn Horne stars as Felix's new discovery, but is too shy to appear in his opera unless Oscar is in it as well.
6:00p ET
Good Times
The Lunch Money Ripoff
A small-fry extortionist bullies Michael into handing over his lunch and milk money on a daily basis. When the rest of the family finds out, turmoil erupts as they argue about how Michael should deal with his bully of a classmate.
6:30p ET
Good Times
A Real Cool Job
After taking some courses at a trade school, James has graduated and now has a chance at getting better paying jobs. However, James soon, finds that he's still in the same old situation, of having a hard time finding work period. So, when he is finally offered a job, he accepts it despite the fact that there is one catch, it's in Alaska.
7:00p ET
Sanford and Son
Piano Movers
A wealthy man wants to get rid of a grand piano and Lamont gets a great deal on it. However, the big problem turns out to be moving it out of the man's apartment. Things continue in a downward spiral when Fred shows up to help and he becomes convinced the man is a homosexual.
7:30p ET
Sanford and Son
By the Numbers
A wealthy man wants to get rid of a grand piano and Lamont gets a great deal on it. However, the big problem turns out to be moving it out of the man's apartment.
8:00p ET
All in the Family
The Bunkers and Inflation (Part 2)
Tempers flare in the Bunker household when Archie finds himself with nothing to do but sit around the house.
8:30p ET
All in the Family
The Bunkers and Inflation (Part 3)
When strike negotiations bog down, Archie grudgingly trades places with Edith and allows her to take a job at Jefferson's dry cleaners.
9:00p ET
Night Court
Strange Bedfellows
Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE) falls in love with his opponent for a state assembly seat (JANET ZARISH), while Harry (HARRY ANDERSON) alienates his idol, Mel Torme (HIMSELF), by giving him the flu and making him miss his own concert.
9:30p ET
Night Court
Pen Pal
Roz (MARSHA WARFIELD) falls in love with Christine's pen pal, a man she believes is an ex-con. Meanwhile, the staff walks on pins and needles--and roaches, as the prehistoric vermin infest the courtroom.
10:00p ET
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Third One From the Left
Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.
10:30p ET
The Dick Van Dyke Show
My Husband Is the Best One
An magazine article puts Rob in hot water when he becomes the center of attention.
11:30p ET
Cheers
Coach Buries a Grudge
Coach is hurt when he learns that his deceased friend once propositioned his wife.
12:30a ET
The Bob Newhart Show
Jerry Robinson Crusoe
Jerry falls in love with a free spirit and decides to quit his practice.
1:00a ET
Newhart
My Three Dads
Larry, Darryl and Darryl decide to adopt a child without knowing their child will be 18 years old.
1:30a ET
The Lost Honeymooners
I Remember Mau Au (Part 2)
The Kramdens and Nortons go on safari in Africa, giving Ralph and Ed the chance to go hunting.
2:00a ET
The Phil Silvers Show
Kids in the Trailer
While babysitting for a member of the platoon, Bilko panics when he finds that he can't change the baby's diaper.
2:30a ET
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
All Right, Dobie, Drop the Gun
A fugitive and his moll hold the Gillis family hostage in their grocery store. Then Maynard comes along and stumbles into things as well.
3:00a ET
The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show
Tony Bennett, Flip Wilson, and more
Today's episode features Tony Bennett and the Woody Herman orchestra, the Goetchis, Flip Wilson, Tiny Tim, Olivia Hussey, and Leonard Whiting.
3:30a ET
The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show
Joan Rivers, The Rascals, and more
Today's episode features the Young Rascals, Joan Rivers, Sally Ann Howes, Ravic and Babs, and Los Indios Tabajaras.
4:00a ET
Our Miss Brooks
Van Gogh, Man, Gogh
When an art dealer offers a prize for the most promising painter, the teachers all compete.
4:30a ET
Our Miss Brooks
The Jewel Robbery
A jewelry store robbery has everyone confessing to the crime to save someone else from trouble.
5:00a ET
The Carol Burnett Show
Season 7, Episode 14
Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star! A chimp's bite leads to some monkey business for Tim in one sketch, while another features a business relationship resembling a failed romantic relationship. Originally aired 1/05/1974.