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I was in Portugal a few years back, and the lads and I went to see an Elvis tribute in one of the local bars.
The poor chap’s English was as bad as his wig, and I’m not being unkind when I say he was absolutely desperate. As my old man used to say about a bad performer, “The only singer in his house was a sewing machine”.