My wife’s ‘menofog’ is causing carnage at home

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And there they were, sitting between the Sunday roast leftovers and a pint of milk, the car keys to the Fiat Panda.

They were the same set of keys that my wife had been frantically looking for earlier that day, causing chaos in the house and disrupting everyone’s morning schedules, as we were all co-opted into joining the fruitless search, which would end with me delaying my work until after I’d got back from dropping my wife at hers.