Diana’s 2-star review:
honolua bay,
you didn't make me pay,
but we searched and pondered,
at your overlooking beauty far yonder.
without any pathways to reach your shore,
we hopped, skipped, and ouchied our way some more,
to find, helas, more sharp rocks and creatures,
that did not welcome us and featured
murky water with low visibility,
strong current and diminishing credibility,
we shrunk back to our salty being
and left without even seeing
one new fishie friend,
or one happy seashell.
next time, we'll think twice about visiting,
your suburb of a coral reef that seemed so riveting,
we'll know to expect your local flavor
of dark and hiding fish beneath the coral favor,
and choose to watch the surfers' stunts instead
from above your windy, water head.