Stop Asking Me About Voting It’s Been 3 Years How Do You Not Know I’m Not American Please Stop

I AM NOT AMERICAN!

It feels wrong for you all to walk around, flaunting your voting stickers. Did you know I’ve never voted in my entire life? I left home before I could vote, so I’ve never legally been able to vote. It’s provided me sooooo much peace of mind. I highly recommend abstaining from voting. Abstain and then disclose your voter status at the poll, I guarantee you it will go by smoothly. It will go almost as smoothly as the process of voting and filing your taxes is in America!

The matter at hand is how everyone on this campus keeps forgetting I’m an international student. It’s the accent, isn’t it? I am doomed to a lifetime of sounding American and having to tell people “uhhmmm actuallyyy I’m international”.I am begging you all to release me and abstract the image you have of me in your mind. Please.

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Please stop asking me anything