Valentine’s Day Lingerie Shopping

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Hi.

Hey, hey how are you doing?

Great, is there anything I can help you with?

I'm just looking for something for my girlfriend.

I'm not really good at Lingerie shopping.

Oh no worries at all,

I'm here to help.

What are her measurements?

Great, ah.

Um.

Do you know what size she is?

Yeah, large.

Size large.

Like a larger fruit.

Oh.

Like a melon you know.

I'm not the person who says melons.

The thing is,

I need a sort of like a metric measurement.

Any number or letter associated with that?

I know, no, I don't have that.

You know what, maybe we should start with style.

Oh, yeah.

Because lingerie is a very personal thing.

What does she like to wear?

Doe she like to wear something a little shear?

I guess that's not really her thing.

Ah, but sometimes she wears a thing,

it's like a large shirt.

Oh okay.

And it says stop profiling Muslims on it

and it's not too big

so like one boob hangs out of it.

Okay.

Do you have anything like that?

No.

we don't have anything like that.

Ah.

But this here, this has no butt.

Oh.

That's nice, do you have something

like this but instead there's like

a quote about the conflict in Darfur?

Ah, offhand I don't think we have, yeah, I'm sorry.

Yeah. She likes ones that say things.

It's difficult.

Yeah, well, um.

Oh you know what we do,

we role play sometimes.

Oh, okay.

So like sometimes like she comes home,

and she's like, Oh I'm so tired

from work, it was such a long day.

And I'm like oh the office was so pressured,

I'm angry and then we like get

into bed and watch a documentary.

That's how you guys role play?

Yeah, we're both unemployed.

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