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To want to keep my vibrators under the bed?!

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NotForSale · 01/01/2018 07:42

Where do you keep yours?
My kids have discovered a love of playing hide and seek, their favourite place being under my bed.. its only a matter of time before they look in that box!
Cant keep in bedside drawers as nosey children rumage in there too.

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lynmilne65 · 01/01/2018 07:48

in box disguised as something else

Pfftkids · 01/01/2018 07:51

In a large locked suitcase with all the rest of my sex equipment

NotForSale · 01/01/2018 08:02

Pfft Do you have a lot then?!

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sameoldtat · 01/01/2018 08:04

I have mine down the sleeve of a very old-fashioned tatty anorak

Believeitornot · 01/01/2018 08:05

Just hide them somewhere else or lock them away. Why risk it?

Mumsymcmumface · 01/01/2018 08:08

Tell the kids not to look in your stuff, or to go in your room?

Always worked for us. It is ok to say no to kids sometimes!

TheSameCoin · 01/01/2018 08:09

Get a lockable case from lovehoney. They’re not expensive.

NurseButtercup · 01/01/2018 08:10

How about the top shelf of the wardrobe in a lockable case??

Lallypopstick · 01/01/2018 08:12

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juneybean · 01/01/2018 08:12

My mum always kept them in her bedside table drawer. Didn't harm me finding them, have started my own collection but dw doesn't like them so they're getting dust these days :(

CheapSausagesAndSpam · 01/01/2018 08:15

Stop DC going in your room? Mine aren't allowed to PLAY in my room.

If they ask, they can hang out in there to watch a film or read...but not to play.

I need ONE space in my life that's fully adult.

ChrisPrattsFace · 01/01/2018 08:16

Presented on my bedside cabinet for all to see

(Yes that’s a joke...)

2018IsGoingToBeMyYear · 01/01/2018 08:18

Child lock on your drawer?
We have them on all the drawers.

NeeChee · 01/01/2018 08:19

I'm sure I left one of mine under the bed, then I found it in the bed, which made me slightly suspicious. I am quite forgetful, so it could have been me who did it.

NorksAreMessy · 01/01/2018 08:19

Shall I tell you all about how many I have, where I keep them, the colours and sizes as well?

Nah.....maybe not, eh

Pfftkids · 01/01/2018 08:19

lallypopstick what makes you say Op is clearly a perv? What am I missing

CIssieB · 01/01/2018 08:21

If you have to ask people about this you shouldn’t have one.

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Pfftkids · 01/01/2018 08:30

😂 completely missed the second post.

Op I have tons! Every colour, size, shape and texture. Im a vib horder! Every sunday i take them out and give them a wash in the dishwasher then stick them to the kitchen tiles to air dry.

I hope one day they will be worth something on the antiques road show.

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ChrisPrattsFace · 01/01/2018 08:31

So, if OP is a perv, does that mean I move them from being presented on the bedside cabinet - to in the window for all to see?

ChickenVindaloo2 · 01/01/2018 08:31

OP, would you like Pfft and me to do a lesbian show for you? Show you how we use our favourite toys?

(Put the £50 in my thong)

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