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Attorney and Advocate for Injury Victims

Dear Justice Sotomayor: your dissent in Trump v. US was wrong. You know where the President could never send SEAL Team 6, even with immunity? To quarter in my home. You may not know this about me, but I am a die-hard Third Amendment supporter. I was told if I confess my support on LinkedIn, I may lose freedom-hating potential injury clients who don’t support 3A. But I don’t care - if you don’t like that I am pro 3A, hire a different lawyer. I love and support our troops 110%. But what part of “No Soldier shall…be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner…” does the government not understand??? As an unapologetic 3A absolutist, I don’t care if my support for 3A makes you uncomfortable. That’s why I wore this 3A t-shirt with American flag graphic for July 4th yesterday 🇺🇸. Just as the Framers of the Constitution intended. 📜 If you or someone you know is injured, please do NOT reach out to me if the potential client doesn’t fully stand with the Third Amendment. Attorneys: you will NOT be paid a referral fee in accordance with the New York Rules of Professional conduct unless you support 3A. (Disclaimer for the humor-challenged out there: this is a joke)

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Keeley Blanchard

LawStory Jury Consultant | Litigation, Trial, Courtroom Strategy | Trial Skills Training | Legal Speaker and Presenter

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You left out the most critical piece of information… where can I order that shirt?

Zachary Port

Advocate, Litigator, and Firm Owner at Betz & Port | Grateful Minnesota Personal Injury Attorney

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Finally, someone talking about the important amendments! Enough about the 1st, 2nd. I think they're a little overrated. I've always been a staunch 3rd amendment fanatic myself. I'm glad to see it getting the attention it deserves.

Rafaello J. C.

Senior Legislative Assistant

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Love to hear it!

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Stephen Shaw

Graduate Student at Georgetown University

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Is that Queens?

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Mariah Lavitt

Global Strategic Marketing Manager at Johnson & Johnson

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I got a good "lol" from this

Owen McGrann

“Insubordinate, even if usually correct” | Entrepreneur & Troublemaker | Startup Sherpa | Estates Maven

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Hah. Radley Balko has a great and compelling 3A argument in “Rise of the Warrior Cop”

Christie Ferguson RN, MSN, LNC

Business Owner- Lead Legal Nurse | Nurse Liaison RN, MSN, LNC

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Like your sense of humor but most important, your support for our troops! Tells a great deal about your character.

Bart Siniard

Alabama Injury Attorney | 𝐵𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑤𝑦𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎 Inductee

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❤️ 3A

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