Half Moon Investigations Quotes

“In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.”
― Eoin Colfer, Half Moon Investigations

“Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.”
― Eoin Colfer, Half Moon Investigations

“Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.”
― Eoin Colfer, Half Moon Investigations

“When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.”
― Eoin Colfer, Half Moon Investigations

“Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating for the first time in a month.”

I couldn't deny it. So I didn't.”
― Eoin Colfer, Half Moon Investigations

“Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in this hospital. We wouldn't want the first sound they hear to be your painful howling. There could be lawsuits.”
― Eoin Colfer, Half Moon Investigations

“You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.
'Nope,' I replied.”
― Eoin Colfer, Half Moon Investigations