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Aug 09, 2017
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Before I burn my copy of Jaws for kindling, to prepare a lovely batch of s'mores for my children on this last week of summer before school begins, I will pause briefly here to give you my review.
Jaws the book inspired Jaws the movie, which inspired my wicked, decades-long crush on Roy Scheider (I was convinced we'd be married someday). The movie also terrorized millions of viewers and inspired fear of the ocean and the unnecessary killings of no-one-will-ever-know-exactly-how-many sharks.
The author himself, in an updated Introduction from 2005 (a year before his death) explains that “I could never write Jaws today. I could never demonize an animal, especially not an animal that is much older and much more successful in its habitat than man is.”
Apparently, he was so disheartened by the unfortunate outcome of his novel (the unnecessary killings part), he devoted the later part of his life to marine conservation, writing, “I'd feel like an ingrate if I didn't give something back.”
So, he redeemed himself. Felt guilty, rather than cocky (a feeling he must have been somewhat familiar with, given all of his slips, when he mentions his Harvard education and his extensive yachting in prior interviews), and he sought to remedy his inaccurate portrayal of the Great white shark.
But, personally, I don't fault him for using his imagination to write a fantastical, fictional story. That's what writers do. That's their job.
I fault him for how damn lousy his story is.
Let's start here: if you made two sock puppets, and put them on your hands and then had your two hands communicate with each other, using the same weird voice for each puppet, then you would have accurately summed up the dialogue in this story.
I honestly haven't come across dialogue this brutal, this unbelievable, since Modoc: The True Story of the Greatest Elephant That Ever Lived, and I still suffer PTSD from that “novel.”
Also, the characters ARE sock puppets. Stinky sock puppets with button eyes and sweat stains that can not express themselves or feel or grow. Frankly, they are not much more than a pile of lint.
And, when one character, Ellen Brody, finally breaks away from the pack of sock puppets and seems as though she might become three dimensional, she ends up in a scene where she whispers to a man that she is trying to seduce that her two sexual fantasies are (get ready, ladies). . . one, to be a prostitute, so she can have multiple partners and two, to be raped by a stranger, because she's pretty sure she'd have an orgasm, if her life was threatened and she was taken against her will.
Mr. Benchley, I know you are dead, and I hope you're resting in peace, but I CRY FOUL, SIR. I CRY FOUL.
Ain't no woman, no where, no how, (unless she's been abused or had some type of psychological troubles) has THESE FANTASIES, SIR. I do believe these are YOUR FANTASIES, not hers, especially since you started chapter 2 with a patrolman reading a detective novel where the heroine is “about to be raped by a motorcycle club,” and he is practically licking his lips.
What was wrong with you, Mr. Benchley??
Also, enough with the obsession with a man's height, a man's weight, and the size of his genitalia. Gag me with a harpoon already.
I found myself just about shouting: WHERE'S THE DAMN SHARK?? WHERE'S THE DAMN SHARK?? Could somebody CUE THE SHARK??
Three stars for the shark.
Jaws the book inspired Jaws the movie, which inspired my wicked, decades-long crush on Roy Scheider (I was convinced we'd be married someday). The movie also terrorized millions of viewers and inspired fear of the ocean and the unnecessary killings of no-one-will-ever-know-exactly-how-many sharks.
The author himself, in an updated Introduction from 2005 (a year before his death) explains that “I could never write Jaws today. I could never demonize an animal, especially not an animal that is much older and much more successful in its habitat than man is.”
Apparently, he was so disheartened by the unfortunate outcome of his novel (the unnecessary killings part), he devoted the later part of his life to marine conservation, writing, “I'd feel like an ingrate if I didn't give something back.”
So, he redeemed himself. Felt guilty, rather than cocky (a feeling he must have been somewhat familiar with, given all of his slips, when he mentions his Harvard education and his extensive yachting in prior interviews), and he sought to remedy his inaccurate portrayal of the Great white shark.
But, personally, I don't fault him for using his imagination to write a fantastical, fictional story. That's what writers do. That's their job.
I fault him for how damn lousy his story is.
Let's start here: if you made two sock puppets, and put them on your hands and then had your two hands communicate with each other, using the same weird voice for each puppet, then you would have accurately summed up the dialogue in this story.
I honestly haven't come across dialogue this brutal, this unbelievable, since Modoc: The True Story of the Greatest Elephant That Ever Lived, and I still suffer PTSD from that “novel.”
Also, the characters ARE sock puppets. Stinky sock puppets with button eyes and sweat stains that can not express themselves or feel or grow. Frankly, they are not much more than a pile of lint.
And, when one character, Ellen Brody, finally breaks away from the pack of sock puppets and seems as though she might become three dimensional, she ends up in a scene where she whispers to a man that she is trying to seduce that her two sexual fantasies are (get ready, ladies). . . one, to be a prostitute, so she can have multiple partners and two, to be raped by a stranger, because she's pretty sure she'd have an orgasm, if her life was threatened and she was taken against her will.
Mr. Benchley, I know you are dead, and I hope you're resting in peace, but I CRY FOUL, SIR. I CRY FOUL.
Ain't no woman, no where, no how, (unless she's been abused or had some type of psychological troubles) has THESE FANTASIES, SIR. I do believe these are YOUR FANTASIES, not hers, especially since you started chapter 2 with a patrolman reading a detective novel where the heroine is “about to be raped by a motorcycle club,” and he is practically licking his lips.
What was wrong with you, Mr. Benchley??
Also, enough with the obsession with a man's height, a man's weight, and the size of his genitalia. Gag me with a harpoon already.
I found myself just about shouting: WHERE'S THE DAMN SHARK?? WHERE'S THE DAMN SHARK?? Could somebody CUE THE SHARK??
Three stars for the shark.
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![Julie G](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/users/1708562843p1/5211606.jpg)
We all spent so much time being afraid of that shark, but now we know that only bad writing is scary!
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You brought in Modoc: The True Story of the Greatest Elephant That Ever Lived. MODOC! He returns! And sock puppets with sweat stains.
I knew you could do it. Big smile here.
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Yeah, Benchley deserves to go down with Modoc and the Shark. Good call!
The good thing that came out of the book was of course the awesome movie. So we will be thankful to him for that. But no more.
I seem to remember John Cleese was trying to read Jaws in an episode of Fawlty Towers, maybe he was the appropriate reading audience? (Clueless, 1970's neurotic?)
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Your musings are eye-opening, I've never realized this film had such awful effects like explosion of hatred for sharks.
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Thank you, as always, for your kind words. I'm not sure how the book's or the movie's negative impact on sharks could ever be measured; I only know that Mr. Benchley does acknowledge in his Introduction that his depiction of Great white sharks and shark activity in general was grossly inaccurate and that he ultimately regretted his decision to tell a story based on so little information. He claims that "only a handful of people on the planet knew anything about sharks" at the time, and most people believed that "The only good shark is a dead shark." So, who knows how much more animosity he created than already existed? According to him, this novel also sparked an increase in marine biology students and marine conservationists, but that appears to be something that would be challenging to measure, too.
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Thank you, as always, for your kind words. I'm not sure how the book's or the movie's negative impact on sharks could ever be measured; I only know that Mr. Benchley does acknowledge in his I..."
The animosity you mentioned is really depressing, even if we are not aware of the exact numbers. I don't know much about sharks but I bet they don't kill for pleasure. Some humans are much more violent, I presume.
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You made me wonder. . . would a human have a better chance of escape with a Great white or a sociopath?
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You made me wonder. . . would a human have a better chance of escape with a Great white or a sociopath?"
I'm afraid sociopaths are much more unpredictable than sharks.
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They definitely make an impression!
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...Scheider. Really? :)
I read this in 8th grade (catholic school no less!) and remember the fantasy parts clearly. I remember thinking, "I should be hiding this book under my bed."
Thank you again for the laughs, Julie.
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Magnificent review, Julie!! So creative and passionate, as always, with sharp points and your punchy wit. When anyone gets stuck on the question of a movie that was superior to the book, I offer Jaws. Peter Benchley is downright sheepish in his introduction to the 2005 reprint, as if he's aware of how much better choices the filmmakers made than he did. When he was working on the screenplay (subsequently rewritten heavily), the producers even told him to drop everything that wasn't related to the shark. Where his editors were with advice like that before publication is beyond me.
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![Julie G](https://cdn.statically.io/img/images.gr-assets.com/users/1708562843p1/5211606.jpg)
You're right! I do have a "you'll need an antidepressant shelf," but I think you're on to something. . . I need some acknowledgement of the books that have scarred me for life.
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This review is from last summer, and I was happy to see it resurrected today, because the book was so painfully bad, I like seeing it circulate from time to time, so I may exact my revenge.
I was not only quite little when I watched the movie at home, but I grew up in South Florida--right near the beach. It was terrifying to receive the memo that a shark was just waiting to eat me, every time I dipped a toe in the Atlantic.
Regardless, now that I have read the book, I can only praise the screenwriter and Steven Spielberg for turning this into a memorable and cohesive story!
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That is, if anyone is interested.
This litter of pups comes at an interesting moment in life for me. Currently I am reading a novel by author Dawn Ireland called The Last Dog. I won't go into just why I like this novel so much except to say that the protagonist is a beautiful black dog. And i never read novels where the protagonist is a dog. I just don't usually do it. Anyway, if any of you know Dawn from here do yourself a favor and give her new book a read. I am sure that she, like most other authors here, would love reviews if anyone is interested in reading her highly creative new novel. But I shouldn't say any more until I actually write a proper review for it.
Just say on, since we are on the subject of animal character books!
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Well, it is, after all the year of the dog!
(P.S. I re-read your original, hilarious comment and then removed it from my feed because it was "super sized," but I am anxious for you to message me tomorrow to assure me that your little girl is okay. I'm going to look up your friend Dawn's book as well).
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Terrific review, Julie!