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“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
― A Confederacy of Dunces
― A Confederacy of Dunces
“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.”
― Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook
― Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook
“I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.”
― The Wise Man’s Fear
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.”
― The Wise Man’s Fear
“If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.”
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?”
― Hollywood Nobody
― Hollywood Nobody
“A silence fell at the mention of Gavard. They all looked at each other cautiously. As they were all rather short of breath by this time, it was the camembert they could smell. This cheese, with its gamy odour, had overpowered the milder smells of the marolles and the limbourg; its power was remarkable. Every now and then, however, a slight whiff, a flute-like note, came from the parmesan, while the bries came into play with their soft, musty smell, the gentle sound, so to speak, of a damp tambourine. The livarot launched into an overwhelming reprise, and the géromé kept up the symphony with a sustained high note.”
― The Belly of Paris
― The Belly of Paris
“The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops.”
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“A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing.”
― The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration
― The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration
“When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do!”
― The Undrowned Child
― The Undrowned Child
“And I’m lactose intolerant but if you told me I couldn’t have cheese ever again, I would slap you in your face.”
― So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know
― So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know
“The French Code for cheese is ALIVE. The American Code for cheese, on the other hand, is DEAD.”
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“...‘All this suffering,’ I said, ‘and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.’
‘Have another soda-mint,’ said Charles.
I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? That’s what I don’t understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?’
‘I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.’
‘Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesn’t want to be happy.’ ...”
― Henrietta Sees It Through: More News from the Home Front 1942-1945
‘Have another soda-mint,’ said Charles.
I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? That’s what I don’t understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?’
‘I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.’
‘Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesn’t want to be happy.’ ...”
― Henrietta Sees It Through: More News from the Home Front 1942-1945
“You…you make cheese? But you are cheese.”
“Do people not make people?” Roq asks rhetorically.
Cam leers forward, his lips nearly pressing to my cheek. “Would you like me to show you how?”
― Why Cheese?
“Do people not make people?” Roq asks rhetorically.
Cam leers forward, his lips nearly pressing to my cheek. “Would you like me to show you how?”
― Why Cheese?
“Me, be in charge of, no—the mistress of—four dangerously hot men? Four men who seem to think that clothing is optional? Men that live in the cellar of a cheese shop like gorgeous, often-naked vampires?”
― Why Cheese?
― Why Cheese?
“Instead of a handsome man about to tear my clothes off, a wheel of Camembert sits on the bed beside me. Dawn’s light streams through the window for one final knife to my gut.
Sighing, I lean back and have to laugh.
“This is what I get for taking a cheese man to bed.”
― Why Cheese?
Sighing, I lean back and have to laugh.
“This is what I get for taking a cheese man to bed.”
― Why Cheese?
“He made me promise him I'd never become vegan. That was a simple promise. I love cheese too much.”
― It Ends with Us
― It Ends with Us
“I'm addicted to cheese. It's a real addiction, but I get no love like the alcoholics.”
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
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