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288 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1954
"But the thing is I've got no fancy for one of these dashed suitable marriages where you don't really care a fig for the girl, or she for you. I don't mean to offer marriage to any girl who doesn't give me [a] leveller. So I daresay I shall remain a bachelor, for they don't—any of 'em! And if one did," he added thoughtfully, "it's Lombard Street to a China orange that you wouldn't take to her."So it's pretty amusing when, while he's temporarily replacing the keeper of the toll-gate, a tall, somewhat shabby but genteel girl with chestnut hair and humorous gray eyes rides up: "He stood as though stunned, for he had received his leveller at last."
"A couple of ding-boys, that's certain! I never got a chance to tout their muns."Frankly, it got irritating after a while.
"Prigged his tattler, too, but I sold that. I'm a great one for a pinch o' merry-go-up . . . I daresay I'd get a double finnup for it, too . . . but when it comes to tipping over the dibs there ain't a lock as isn't a hog-grubber."
‘Well of all the infamous things!’ Protested John. ‘I never asked you to look after the gate today! Where is Ben?’
‘You may well ask!’ said Mr Babbacombe. ‘All I know is that he was here when I arrived, over an hour ago! I went in to wait for you, and he must have gone off then, for I hadn’t been in the dashed place above fifteen minutes when some fellow out here started shouting gate! By the time he’d shouted it a dozen times, I could have strangled him! Told him so. In fact, we had a bit of a turn-up.’
‘Do you mean to tell me you’ve been fighting everyone who wanted to pass through the gate?’ demanded John.
‘No, not everyone. I planted that fellow a facer but that’s all.’
‘Except for telling the doctor’s man that you had something better to do than to keep on opening the gate,’ interpolated Nell, with a mischievous look. ‘ And I made hat right! I’m afraid Ben seized the opportunity to play truant.’