Eagles' Guard Landon Dickerson Is The Early Front Runner For NFL MVP After Setting Up This Giant Slip And Slide In His Backyard
Somebody Get This Man On Ice--Australian Field Hockey Player Amputates His Finger Just So He Can Play In Olympics
Athletes Aren't Even Allowed To Be Cool Anymore: Japanese Gymnast Gets Kicked Off Olympic Team For Smoking
Freddy Adu's Watch Has Ended. 14-Year-Old Cavan Sullivan Becomes Youngest Player To Make MLS Debut With The Philadelphia Union
It's Sickening How Little The World Cares About The Plight Of Dudes Getting Sweaty As Shit In The Summer
I Don't Know Whether To Be Impressed Or Concerned With Steven Stamkos' Ability To Remember All 555 Of His Career Goals
"I'll Have A Tough Time Sleeping If Saquon Goes To Philly" -- Giants Owner John Mara, Who Clearly Hasn't Gotten His 8 Hours In Months
Alec Bohm Is 100% Getting A Random Drug Test From The MLB After Drinking From This "Wooder" Jug From Bryce Harper At The Home Run Derby
"If It's Not Out, It's In My Glove" -- Johan Rojas, Who Could Likely Play The Entire Outfield By Himself
29 Other Teams Around The League Will Be Kicking Themselves In The Nuts For Passing On Bronny James After Witnessing This Shot