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User:The Coldwood

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About Kyle
(CEO of The Coldwood)
Lanuguages
en-ca-NThis user is a native speaker of Canadian English.
simple
4
This user can write very clearly in Simple English.
en-GB
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This user has an advanced understanding of British English.
en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker.
...This user would like to know oodles more languages.
fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
zh-1該用戶能以基本中文進行交流。
该用户能以基本中文进行交流。
th-1ผู้ใช้คนนี้สามารถใช้ภาษาไทย ได้ในระดับพื้นฐาน.
pt-1Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.
de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
fy-2It Frysk fan dizze meidogger is ridlik.
ko-2이 사용자는 한국어어느 정도 말할 수 있습니다.
pl-1Ten użytkownik posługuje się językiem polskim na poziomie podstawowym.
ru-1Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
pglIsthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
ja-2この利用者は中級日本語ができます。
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tlh-2tlhIngan Hol jatlh lo'wI'vam.
Wikipedia
This user is a member of WikiProject Pokémon.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
Vocation
This user is an academic.
This user is a code monkey.
This user is a professional graphic designer.
This user is a professional webmaster.
Politics
This user supports the Conservative Party of Canada.
{{User Marijuanaparty}}
Beliefs
This user practices abstinence.
This user is a carnivore.
This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user is interested in luck.
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
This user is straight.
This user is interested in Taoism.
This user is interested in Theism.
{{user United Church of Canada}}
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
Personal Information
This user is a Wikipedian in Alberta.
ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.
Public domainThis user comes from Canada.
This user prefers cold weather.
File:Annoyingthing.jpg This user thinks that Crazy Frog is annoying.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
This user comes from Edmonton.
gkThis user is a geek.
♂This user is male.
This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.
This user is of Polish ancestry.
This user is right-handed.
TSThis user has Tourette syndrome.
This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.
YAThis user is a young adult.
Programming
This user is a code monkey.
prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
C-4This user is an expert C programmer.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.
PHPThis user can code PHP.
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html>This user can write HTML.
This user can program in JavaScript.
KONThis user could write widgets for the Yahoo! Widget Engine.
mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.
XMLThis user can write XML.
xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.
Interests
*_*This user loves anime.
Favourite Foods
This user loves hamburgers.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user drinks Pepsi.
This user eats at Taco Bell.
This user eats at Burger King.
Computing Activities
This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.


This user contributes to Digg.
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
This user tracks their money on Where's Willy.
This user maintains a blog.
This user uses WordPress.
This user runs macOS.
w/lThis user has a dual boot configuration.
This user contributes using a MacBook Pro.
@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.
This user is an editor at DMOZ.
This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
This user uses Azureus.
This user contributes using Firefox.
Gaming Activities
This user prefers to play games on a laptop.
This user likes to play games on his or her Mac, but is getting awfully sick of Breakout.
This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.
This user is addicted to video games.
User:Scepia/gamedev
LEThis user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."
NWNThis user plays Neverwinter Nights.
ROThis user plays Ragnarok Online.
Television/Online Animation
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
CBC This user watches CBC Television.
This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.
Reading
WebcomicsThis user reads webcomics.
This user reads between the lines.


This user enjoys reading anything.
This user enjoys writing.
SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
ACADEMIC JOURNALThis user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.

This user page is under construction

I guess maybe it's about time I actually put some content in my user page? I do have my own Web sites in which I do say some stuff about myself and rant about my pet peeves and stuff, though.

I try to concentrate on places where I can do productive stuff without getting into an edit war, but I haven't always succeeded in staying out of conflict and controversy.

About Me

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I am 18 years old, I am currently immigrating to Canada (living in Edmonton on a work permit) and I have been involved in web design since August of 1998. I also have been active in the Open Directory Project since late 2003.

Internet Annoyances

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  • Background Music on web pages
  • Flash/Shockwave Banner Advertisements
  • Newbie web masters asking for free designs/code
  • Spam E-mail (No, I do not want to buy ch34p c1alis)

Scholarly Endeavours

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Learning to speak the world's tongue

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In my travels, I have learned that it would be in my best interest learn more languages. Whilest I can't speak all of these languages fluently, I can survive in an instance of being in a country that speaks a certain language.

Accomplishments

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Wikipedia

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I love to contribute to free tools so naturally, I participate here at Wikipedia.

Wikipedia Expansions

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Templates

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I created the below templates:

Userboxes

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Inter-language accomplishments

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I only list my english accomplishments here. My accomplishments in other languages are listed at my user pages on the other wikis and my personal web site.

Opposing Views

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Crackpots

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Speaking of controversy, I've been (unjustly) included in people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers:

This inclusion says more about them than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation they are.

Experiences on the Net

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Web Design

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In August 1998 (don't remember the exact day), I signed up for an account on Geocities.

Open Directory Project

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I have been an editor at the Open Directory Project since later 2003. In Spring 2006 election, one of the editing teams I belong to: Weekend Editing Contest has won an award! W00t!