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Do you also hate those toys that numb rather than nudge you towards the finish line? This luxury LELO clit stim is designed to suck and blow you home without any touching, meaning you can go again and again.

And if you're wondering what the difference between the SONA 2 and the SONA 2 Cruise is, it's the addition of a clever 'Cruise Control' feature. Activated by pressing the teaser firm against your skin, the Cruise unleashes extra power exactly when you need it.

Gone are the days of hiding your pulsing plaything in a drawer or under your pillow. Thanks to the addition of petals and a ruby-red outer, we're proudly leaving this clit stim (with a 65 min playtime) for all to see.

Measuring up at three inches and fitted with a removable mouth for easy cleaning, we have no complaints when it comes to this sucker. Literally none.

And it seems shoppers agree, with one sharing this rave review: 'I feel like I’m a teenager again who has just discovered wanking and can’t stop. The best toy I own by far.'

But if you need a little more convincing, our full rundown is right here.

The ascent to orgasmic orbit couldn't be easier with LELO's SILA Cruise, with that extra large mouth encasing your entire vulva — thus limiting the need to locate your C-spot.

Fitted with eight pulsing patterns, plus the option to tailor the intensity of them all, this will suit those who like alternating between mild and wild. But sex tech novices should also find the three-button interface super easy to navigate.

But don't take our word for it. One satisfied shopper has labelled the suction stimulator 'hand-held heaven,' adding: 'Every woman should own one of these.'

Why choose between your C- and G-spots when you can have a rampant rabbit that will go rabid on them both? Packed with two powerful motors and 36 vibration combos, you won't need (or want) much more.

However, Lovehoney didn't stop there. Fully waterproof and fitted with a travel lock (activated by holding down both buttons on the base), plus packaged in a discreet satin storage pouch, this vibe is, well, just that.

Do you need both C- and G-spot action to get off? This clitoral sucker comes with a 3.5-inch love egg at the other end so you can have the best of both worlds.

Plus, if your pelvic floor needs some work — no judgement, it's on most of our to-do lists and is essential after bringing a baby into the world — this is a workout almost guaranteed to end in an orgasm.

Our sex writer says it's best paired with Roam's CBD-infused lube, infused with 250 grams of adaptogens that the brand claims help with relaxation and added comfort.

If you weren't aware, your G-spot is that slightly squishy spot behind your pubic bone and, for many, the gateway to an intense, core-shaking climax.

The curved design of LELO's internal vibrator makes easy work of seeking it out. Simply slather in lube and enjoy the journey to intense pleasure.

The reason we're giving this a five-star rating though: the fact it offers up to four HOURS of action per charge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this packs serious flower power, and comes in a vibrant fire-engine red hue.

Yep, this upgrade on the best-selling Lovehoney Rose sex toy comes fitted with 19 different functions and a throbbing G-spot handle to send you over the edge from the inside. Enjoy.

In fact, one fan has almost guaranteed you will, writing: 'No toy has ever worked as well or as quickly. This is now my go-to. It gets me juiced up almost immediately.'

Our friends in fashion say it's important to invest in your basics as you'll keep coming back to them — and our sex writer insists the same rule applies to sex tech. A bullet is the entry-level sex toy all adults need, whether you've got a penis or a vagina.

That's because they're tailored to total-body teasing — and the bulbous tip of Durex's best-selling bullet makes easy work of hitting the exact spot you need.

Our top tip: blindfold your partner before working your way down their body, hitting every erogenous zone on the way.

Pebble vibrators: pulsing spheres designed to tease your entire tackle. To celebrate the brand's 20th anniversary — essentially two decades of delivering big, bold orgasms to the masses — LELO's upgraded its premium personal massager. Hurrah!

Packed with more power and 10 intensity levels — FYI, the LILY 2 only had eight options — getting your solo kicks has never been easier.

And yes, you're right in thinking this vibrator could pass as a makeup sponge, meaning it should slip through airport security unnoticed. Just be sure to pack the USB charging cable so you're not left feeling unsatisfied on your sun lounger.

Following the success of the Rose (a discreet suction stimulator with serious flower power), we're now spoilt for choice when it comes to toys with mechanical mouths.

Womanizer's Premium 2 clit sucker has been designed to totally surround your C-spot, while the brand's patented Pleasure Air Tech gets you off touch-free. Granted, slowly, as it's not the most powerful — but sometimes a little anticipation is fun, right?

You may have also spotted this in Katy Perry's 'Woman's World' Music video. Yeah, it's a star both in and outside the bedroom.

If you're lusting after maximum protection without compromising on pleasure, LELO's (bestselling) condoms fit the bill.

These ultra-thin sleeves come lined with 350 mini hexagons to boost sensations, help with the transfer of heat between you (think realistic sensations as if going without the wrapper), and hold it in place like a pro.

One for your partner-with-a-penis (and prostate), this massager offers a backstage pass to intense internal vibrations.

Offering 3.4 insertable inches, this is definitely one for experienced players — and even then, we insist you slather it in water-based lube. Then, if you're in favour of a Dom/Sub set-up, use that wireless remote to control his fun.

If you're wondering how this compares to others on the market, one fan claimed he was having the 'best orgasms in my 64 years.' High praise.

Upgrade your next round of missionary with this love egg, designed to sit inside your/her vagina. Why? Because it’ll send delicious pulses to your C- and G-spots — and you can sync them to your fave tunes. FYI, Taylor's Shake It Off works wonders...

We should pre-warn sex-tech beginners that getting this Lovense love thing and your partner into place can take a little manoeuvring — although the effort is absolutely worth the reward.

At least this happy husband thinks so, commenting: 'The Lush 2 is simply the best sex toy I have ever bought. My partner has enjoyed it repeatedly and it never fails to make her cum.'

Strictly speaking, this isn’t a sex toy, but it’ll certainly make your play with one more fun.

This water-based offering is thick, slick and slow to go tacky, as well as 100% condom safe. We're also big fans of that pump-style top that makes for easy application.

Okay, this doesn't quite fall into the sex toy category but is a necessary read if you want to unlock a new level of sexual satisfaction.

Sex educator Emily Nagoski deep dives into female sexuality and debunks common sex myths, finishing the sex education we should all have had in school.

Rather unsurprisingly (at least to the WH team), the guide's racked up more than 6,400 five-star reviews, with one fan writing: 'This book combines the science with heartfelt supportive messages to all women and truly made me realise how normal I am.'

Scale up your sex life in one swift move with this Lovehoney swing, designed to hold up your arms and legs so your partner doesn’t have to.

There's also no need to fully commit, as it slides right over any door. Just pop the barbells over the other side to keep it (and you) firmly in place.

Our sex writer confirms that it is best paired with the basics — standing, doggy, the wheelbarrow — as well as a vibrating cock ring if the goal is to have your arms and insides shaking simultaneously.

With three speeds, five insertable inches and a section filled with rolling pearls for totally unique internal sensations, this rampant rabbit is about to be your new favourite accessory. Just add lube.

Granted, it's not the most premium plaything and does require a trio of AA batteries to get going, but as an introduction to dual stimulation? Yeah, ideal.

Don't take our word for it, though. 'Dare I say it but it's better than sex…. I accomplished a whole different orgasm,' shared one satisfied shopper.

A quick PSA: you're missing out on a seriously great nipple orgasm by heading straight down south. Instead, use these silicone nipple suckers to ramp up the pressure.

If you're wondering how to start, slick the lip with water-based lube before placing them over your peaks. Then gently squeeze until you/they feel a sensual surge of pleasure right there.

But the best thing about these Lovehoney suckers? They change from purple to (hot) pink as things get steamy. Essentially, it's sex and a show, now for under £11.10. Go!

Blended orgasms are absolutely on the cards with this Womanizer offering, designed to tickle your C- and G-spots simultaneously. And with 120 minutes of play, expect multiple trips to the finish line.

What sets the brand's clitoral teasers apart, though, is its use of Pleasure Air Technology. Essentially, expect teasing with no touching, air vibrations and massage working together to tip you over the edge via your C-spot.

In case you're wondering, one (very) satisfied shopper commented: 'It’s fantastic if you don’t want or currently have a man in your life. This little beauty gets the job done in no time.'

This here's a treat for your partner with a penis — and a multi-functional one at that. Upgrade his five-knuckle-shuffle in one swift move with this masturbator that vibrates and warms to a toasty 40°C.

Made to sit at the top of his disco stick, this should work for schlongs of all lengths — although bear in mind that it may be a tight squeeze if he's wide.

While one fan has revealed that it's not 'quite as good as a blow job,' he did say it was a pretty close second — and for under £50, that's a compromise we think most can live with.