We are on day 44 of open hostility between Drake and Kendrick Lamar. “Like That” re-sparked the feud between Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham in March, and over the weekend things have really heated up. The two rappers are trading diss tracks back and forth at a furious speed, with Metro Boomin even providing a diss beat for anyone to use. Imagine creating so much ill will that someone invents freeware to hate on you. Incredible. TikTok has been dissecting the disses — bringing expertise in astrology, law, Swiftieology, and more into the discourse. Learn from their work and watch the videos below.
The TL;DR to end all TL;DR’s
@xeviuniverse Everyone has their own reasons to dislike him but are aware of everyone elses reasons, makes him unlikable#greenscreen
♬ original sound - Xevi
If you’re waiting for Drake to get irrationally mad at you, STAY IN LINE!
Explain it to me like I’m a baby
@bre.giglio Kendrick Lamar + Drake beef explained 🫖 #kendricklamar #drake #kendrickanddrakebeef #popculture #popcultureexplained #drakedisstrack #kendrickeuphoria
♬ La vie en rose (Cover Edith Piaf) - 田东昱
Like I’m your baby, specifically.
Astrologers weigh in
@malleyia_kahnye like we’re sensitive peope but if you play with us its coming back in tenfold 😂 ♊️♊️♊️ . . . #kendricklamar #gemini #drake #gemini♊️
♬ original sound - Alexis Malleyia
@learnastrohd #stitch with @Xevi the Astrology behind this IS INSANE 🤣🤣🤣
♬ original sound - Kelsey Crookshanks ✨ AstroHD
Apparently this is all explained by Kendrick being a Gemini, and Drake having too many water placements.
WitchTok stans Kendrick
@gay_arsonist_ #stitch with @Lil Inkwell #witch #witchesoftiktok #witchtok #witchcraft
♬ original sound - Arson
The new hater anthem works well for banishment spells, who knew?
Ask a Lawyer
Reb Masel pointed out that Drake’s defense against the pedophile accusations would not hold up in court.
Beef mashups
@djfredlitt Metro boomin BBL Drizzy X Megan Thee Stallion Hiss #Hiss #bbldrizzy #drakesiss #metroboomin #megantheestallion
♬ original sound - Dj Fred Litt
Metro Boomin put out “BBL Drizzy” for anyone to rap over, but what if I told you “Hiss” by Megan Thee Stallion already fits perfectly over it?
“So tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is?”
@myahhollis #stitch with @Nemo bc weren’t taylor and kendrick just in the studio like last year? didn’t kenny just add jackie to the group chat? take it up with our fave #kendricklamar #taylorswift
♬ original sound - Myah Hollis
As most internet conspiracies usually do, it all goes back to Taylor Swift, doesn’t it?
