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THE SECRET AGENT

‘My billionaire client can only win if everyone else loses’

The best way to stay on good terms with the super-wealthy? Reject their offers of private jet trips and cruises in the Med

The Sunday Times

‘Billionaire” is in town. He’s here for Wimbledon and to rattle some cages. On his previous visit, as we lunched together, he declared, “London is over.” He offers such statements as definitive rather than with a Carrie Bradshaw-style question mark. I countered by citing the joys of the city — the culture, the parks, the comparative safety — but had to concede imperfections.

To quote The Devil Wears Prada, he gave me the Meryl Streep-as-Miranda Priestly response (when she’s interviewing Anne Hathaway-as-Andy): “And before today you’d never heard of me?” Streep asks.

“No.”

“And you have no style or sense of fashion.”

“Well, I think that depends on …”

“No, no. That wasn’t a question.”

Like Miranda Priestly, Billionaire doesn’t question. He moved to the