You say you were accompanied by your hairdresser and make-up lady on your visit to the Duke William pub. Judging by the accompanying photo they were obviously having the day off.
Peter Wiard, Conwy
So you travel with a make-up lady and hairdresser. Whatever next?
A food taster? Then you'd become surplus to requirements. Hurrah.
Alan Rind, London
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Poor Mr Horrobin of the Duke William had to endure a nightmare when all the other restaurants in Preston were celebrating not being visited by you. Could you not distribute misery more evenly?
Peter Grundy, Tyne and Wear
I saw your recent performance on Celebrity Mastermind. For some contestants the use of the term "celebrity" stretches credulity. For you the term "mastermind" takes credulity past breaking point.
Scott Dickson, Edinburgh
I'm soon flying to Miami. Do you think there's any chance BA will give me the names of the captain, flight service manager and airport managers if I ask? Or do I have to become a grumpy food critic first?
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Balu Anderson, Hampshire
I've changed my name by deed poll and on easyJet I always get the names of the captain, flight service manager and airport managers who will greet me. Chit-chat is a bit dull, though.
Michael Winner (formerly Gary Calman), Surrey
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