The USP of White Settlers is that it’s the world’s first low-budget horror-movie allegory for the imminent Scottish independence referendum. Seriously. Pollyanna McIntosh and Lee Williams play an aspirational young couple — or, as they are described in the movie, “English bastards” — who travel north of the border to buy a cheap Scottish pile, flatten it and make it over, like the English bastards they clearly are. The local Scottish homicidal maniacs, however, are having none of it. A night of blood-curdling terror ensues, after which the same homicidal locals raise a huge Scottish flag on the pile. So, it’s not exactly Newsnight. But not a great horror either. Simeon Halligan, 15, 82min