Mark Steven Johnson, PG (91min)
A romantic comedy in genre alone, When in Rome might yet be the most witless and incompetent movie ever to feature two charisma-free protagonists pretending to find each other attractive. Tight-faced harpy Kristen Bell stars as Carrie Bradshaw clone Beth, a young curator at New York’s Guggenheim Museum, who flies to Rome for a wedding and steals some coins from the Fontane di Amore — which, naturally, makes five men fall in love with her. Luckily, Beth already fancies one of them, the smarmy Nick (Josh Duhamel), and so everything else is mostly flat and meaningless. Miserable.