Hello, Mario. Welcome back
There was always going to be a “welcome to the Premier League” tackle on Mario Balotelli yesterday. It was delivered by Eric Dier. Who has played 52 times less in the Premier League than Balotelli.
Besic and the unwanted assist
Poor old Muhamed Besic. The Bosnian’s first touch at Goodison Park on Saturday teed up Chelsea’s 14th goal of the season: by some distance the worst introduction to the Premier League since Adrian Chiles left MOTD2.
Torres learning from the best
Farewell, then, Fernando Torres. The Spaniard arrived at AC Milan over the weekend, declaring his excitement at the prospect of working with Pippo Inzaghi, the new coach. “I am sure he can teach me a lot.” Expect Torres to add being offside, missing easy chances and sulking to his skillset.
Dawson’s team doesn’t add up
Michael Dawson — the departing Spurs captain — was asked by the club’s programme to name a best XI from his time at the club. He picked 12 players. But even that is not as shocking as Danny Rose being in it.
One to tell your grandchildren
Sentences you never thought you’d see: “Dean Hammond was selected ahead of Esteban Cambiasso.”