Villans of piece
Those Aston Villa fans on the pitch — do they realise that it’s only in the league that the top four means something, not the Cup?
Banned aid
The FA guide to the worst thing you can do on a football pitch: 1 Biting (ten-game ban); 2 Racism, foreign language (eight games); 3 Spitting (six games); 4 Racism, rhetorical question (four games); 5 Use of slang term nobody knows on Twitter (three games).
Hull hole
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Another week, another incident on Hull City’s touchline, fast becoming the top-flight equivalent of a shopping precinct on a sink estate. At this rate, Steve Bruce won’t get a fine and a three-match ban, he’ll get an Asbo.
Small claims
On that pitch invasion to celebrate winning a quarter-final: fitting, really, that fans of a club managed by Tim Sherwood should get so overexcited at such a minor achievement.