1. Extreme: My Autobiography/Sharon Osbourne
(Time Warner £18.99)
Memoir of a colourful life as a rock daughter, wife and manager
12,310 (621,275)
2. Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?/Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur
(Time Warner £9.99)
Comic rant at our consumer society
8,370 (189,900)
3. Next to You/Gloria Hunniford
(M Joseph £17.99)
Broadcaster with an account of her daughter’s losing battle against cancer
7,750 (453,980)
4. Untold Stories/Alan Bennett
(Faber/Profile £20)
Brilliant anthology of prose from the playwright, with personal revelations
5,855 (306,540)
5. Talk to the Hand/Lynne Truss
(Profile £9.99)
Campaigning author turns her attention from bad grammar to bad manners
5,390 (223,435)
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6. Margrave of the Marshes/John Peel and Sheila Ravenscroft
(Bantam Press £18.99)
Life of the late DJ, finished by his wife
4,515 (295,485)
7. Schott’s Almanac/Ben Schott
(Bloomsbury £15)
Book of lists from the past year by author of the famous miscellanies
3,610 (115,940)
8. If I Don’t Write It, Nobody Else Will/Eric Sykes
(Fourth Estate £18.99)
Aptly-titled autobiography of the comedy performer and writer
2,920 (88,190)
9. Too Many Mothers/Roberta Taylor
(Atlantic £16.99)
EastEnders and The Bill actress with a memoir of her childhood
2,440 (74,260)
10. Life in the Undergrowth/David Attenborough
(BBC £20)
Wildlife expert details behaviour of the smaller inhabitants of the planet
2,260 (64,205)
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PAPERBACKS: General
1. Does Anything Eat Wasps?
(Profile £7.99)
Anthology of questions and answers from the pages of New Scientist
14,195 (223,685)
2. The World According to Clarkson/Jeremy Clarkson
(Penguin £6.99)
Sunday Times columnist expounds his views on his favourite things
14,005 (857,650)
3. Just One More Day/Susan Lewis
(Arrow £6.99)
Novelist with a memoir of her difficult childhood in 1960s Bristol
9,265 (12,580)
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4. A Brother’s Journey/Richard B Pelzer
(Time Warner £6.99)
Dave’s younger brother tells his side of the story of childhood cruelty
6,150 (63,565)
5. The Little Prisoner/Jane Elliott
(Harper Element £6.99)
Story of a girl abused from the age of four by her stepfather
5,810 (256,170)
6. Blessed: The Autobiography/George Best
(Ebury £7.99)
Raw and sober reflections on life by the late football legend
4,835 (283,495)
7. Eats, Shoots & Leaves/Lynne Truss
(Profile £6.99)
It’s a matter of apostrophes: in defence of proper punctuation
4,125 (92,725)
8. On the Run/Gregg and Gina Hill
(Arrow £6.99)
Children of a mafia informant with their story of a life spent in hiding
3,665 (96,750)
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9. Being Jordan/Katie Price
(John Blake £7.99)
The life and loves of the tabloids’ favourite glamour model
3,415 (235,830)
10. The Luxury of Time/Jane and Mike Tomlinson
(Pocket £6.99)
The remarkable endurance feats of terminal cancer sufferer
3,180 (37,905)
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HARDBACKS: Fiction
1. Predator/Patricia Cornwell
(Little, Brown £17.99)
Kay Scarpetta tracks a sex killer who is watching her every move
7,035 (207,270)
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2. Emperor: The Gods of War/Conn Iggulden
(HarperCollins £12.99)
Julius Caesar’s days are numbered in concluding volume of series
6,310 (13,930)
3. The Lighthouse/PD James
(Faber £17.99)
Dalgliesh is called in to investigate a murder at a Cornish island retreat
3,540 (87,045)
4. Thud!/Terry Pratchett
(Doubleday £17.99)
Trouble stirs on the anniversary of an old Discworld battle
3,290 (199,795)
5. Aggressor/Andy McNab
(Bantam Press £17.99)
Nick Stone is stung back into action by a terrorist atrocity
3,130 (128,215)
6. The Constant Princess/Philippa Gregory
(HarperCollins £17.99)
Catherine of Aragon adapts to life in the Tudor court
1,975 (40,415)
7. The Take/Martina Cole
(Headline £17.99)
Crime boss returns home with a mission after six years in prison
1,910 (205,245
8. The Pale Horseman/Bernard Cornwell
(HarperCollins £17.99)
Vikings battle Saxons in the sequel to The Last Kingdom
1,805 (65,470)
9. The Matchbreaker/Chris Manby
(Hodder £10)
Widowed father’s intention to remarry provokes daughter into drastic action
1,805 (1,945)
10. The First Casualty/Ben Elton
(Bantam Press £17.99)
Conscientious objector probes officer’s murder during the first world war
1,700 (65,495)
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PAPERBACKS: Fiction
1. The Undomestic Goddess/Sophie Kinsella
(Black Swan £6.99)
City lawyer adjusts to a new life as a housekeeper in the country
42,215 (61,045)
2. Saturday/Ian McEwan
(Vintage £7.99)
A day in the life of a neurosurgeon as anti-war demonstrators gather in London
24,770 (34,240)
3. The Broker/John Grisham
(Arrow £6.99)
Pardoned presidential adviser seeks to establish new identity in Italy
23,190 (503,595)
4. The Da Vinci Code/Dan Brown
(Corgi £6.99)
Harvard professor must decipher the clues to a Louvre curator’s murder
16,910 (3,879,820)
5. Velocity/Dean Koontz
(HarperCollins £6.99)
Man is forced to choose the next victims of a serial killer
16,665 (25,425)
6. Angels and Demons/Dan Brown
(Corgi £6.99)
Religion collides with science in the secretive Vatican underworld
13,360 (2,102,355)
7. No Place Like Home/Mary Higgins Clark
(Pocket £6.99)
Manhattan woman is forced to confront the truth behind her mother’s death
11,800 (16,825)
8. The September Girls/Maureen Lee
(Orion £6.99)
Intertwining lives of two women born in the same house on the same day
9,700 (17,110)
9. The Closers/Michael Connelly
(Orion £6.99)
Harry Bosch is back with the LAPD to investigate a 17-year-old murder
9,670 (102,725)
10. Deception Point/Dan Brown
(Corgi £6.99)
Junior researcher has crucial role in presidential election intrigue
9,490 (1,428,605)