Going up
OMGYES
A sexual-pleasure research site for women. Emma Watson is a paid-up member. For £40, we’ll have what she’s having
Saint Etienne
Our favourite 1990’s indie band doing the rounds on London Fashion Week soundtracks. La Cracknell’s back
The baby flare
The bootcut is back, but don’t call it that. These are kicky Mini-Me versions of the 1970s fave. See Frame Denim
Slope speak
“Chalet come home with you?” Hideous chat-up line overheard on the piste — actually works after a few Jägerbombs
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The M&S must-have
Marks & Sparks has done it again with a £129 leather skirt in the new shape for spring. Dropping any day now
Going down
Rainbow bagels
They look like the love child of My Little Pony and the bread man. Enough, now
Party pangs
That awful feeling when you’ve left the party, but your Uber is still en route. Welcome to Fomo 2.0
White tide
Brand-new black Gucci loafers ruined by overly officious cold-weather street salting. *Desperately applies bingo marker*
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Peak subscription
Four Adidas goodie boxes a year, each with a pair of its latest kicks, yours for $600. Jog on
The millionaire mullet
As seen on high-street hero Philip Green and club magnate Richard Caring. Keeping out the draft, boys?