Paul O’Grady, on sharing the 5pm chat show slot with Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan
I don’t always know what he’s talking about, so I write down the lyrics and repeat them. Later I understood how rude they were
Ziyi Zhang, star of Memoirs of a Geisha, on learning to speak English by studying Eminem
Everybody knows the difference between smacking a kid and abusing a child
Tony Blair, who smacked his children except five-year-old Leo
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A pale version of Tony Blair may be the best technique for achieving power against (Gordon) Brown
Newt Gingrich, American conservative, on Tory strategy
It looks as if it is written by committee, and the committee should have spent more than an extra week on it
Lord Kinnock attacks the government’s education reforms
A person who comes to the toilet . . . he should be keen to get out of it because it smells and changes the human’s nature. You can’t really worship very good in a toilet
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Abu Hamza, the Muslim cleric, on life in Britain