Ed and Dave, Dave and Ed. One loves wind turbines, the other loves Hillary Clinton. Or maybe Hillary loves him. The latter probably, since neither bro ever does anything indiscreet.
Even if they did, who’d have the stamina to work out which one? Like Antandec, les frères Miliband work better as a uni-concept.
Even their clothes are IdentiKit – unimpeachable dark suits, snazzy, but not too snazzy ties?
Whoa. What am I saying? A tie in these post-tie Cameron days? That’s what we in fashion circles call Rad-Trad.
Actually, I just made that up. But only to compensate for the fact that one of them once accessorised his suit with a banana. For that, there are simply no words.