I’d rather be known for winning an Olympic title than wearing a thong
British badminton player and Olympic silver medallist Gail Emms responds to calls to sex up her sport
We both married above ourselves. We both have trouble with the English language. We both have big biceps . . . well, two out of three ain’t bad
President Bush compares himself to Arnold Schwarzenegger, the governor of California
The bacon butties smell good
Prince Charles chats to workers in flood-devastated Boscastle
You can’t exactly go for the jugular when you’re interviewing someone who’s feet don’t even touch the floor
John Humphrys struggles to cope with the complexities of hosting Junior Mastermind
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Perhaps it was a Martian out to get me
Pauline Aguss, 76, who was hit by a falling meteorite while putting out the washing