“The ideal situation would be if it was a really nice woman. If she offered £6,000, I might as well do it.”
David Vardy, 19, on his plan to auction his virginity on the internet. eBay withdrew the sale after it received 7,000 hits
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“I can’t believe they’re so silly, given the anxiety over obesity. It looks like a junk-food junket.”
A Labour source on MP Jim Murphy’s decision to accept a trip to Euro 2004 from McDonald’s
“He is nothing like his Hell’s Kitchen persona. Of course he’s going to swear in the kitchen — it’s his love, his passion, everything he has ever strived for.”
Tana Ramsay on husband Gordon’s one and only love
“Glasgow is a city in which a tiny band of bigoted eccentrics blackmails the rest of the population into allowing them to parade their prejudice”
Monsignor Peter Smith has his say in the debate over Orange walks