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Shell shock

From Mr Paul Mitchell
The Times
From Mr Paul Mitchell
The Times

Sir, I recently spotted this strange item on the menu of an excellent little restaurant near Cambridge: “Char-grilled diver caught scallops”.

I chose the crab.

Yours truly,

PAUL MITCHELL,

St Katherines,

Shorne, Kent DA12 3DP.

paul@btopenworld.com

August 27.

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