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Quotes of the week

John Cleese struggles to see the funny side
John Cleese struggles to see the funny side
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“They might not have been my supporters when my friend Richard took to the field some years ago”
Retiring taoiseach Enda Kenny reflects on past disloyalty of Leo Varadkar and Simon Coveney

“In my experience, you still never know what’s funny”
Even after all these years comedian John Cleese can’t tell whether something will get a laugh

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
This tweet by US president Donald Trump won him plenty of negative covfefe on the internet

“The Martian was nice, but Mars is not nice”
Johann-Dietrich Wörner, director-general of the European Space Agency, says the idea of colonising Mars is just for the movies

“There were children treated as human trash in some of these cases”
Geoffrey Shannon launches a damning report on child-protection services

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