“Probably a sloth. I can’t picture them running away”
Southern Rail intern Eddie, 15, put in charge of the company’s Twitter account, responds to a question about the biggest animal he could cling-film to a lamp-post
“Yes, [I shed] a little tear at that moment”
News of the general election exit poll left Theresa May feeling neither strong nor stable
“There are matters on which we have not always seen eye to eye”
The Queen alludes to the issue of Gibraltar during a state banquet for the King of Spain
“Robust banter followed by a shake of the hand and a pint in the pub”
The Tory MP Simon Hart on what election campaigns used to be like before MPs found themselves assailed by death threats, bullying and online harassment
“I lost the Band-Aid when I was making a Thousand Island salad dressing”
Diners will be pleased Tim Burton chose to become a film director rather than a chef