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People: Ben Hoyle

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The Tories get on the map

The Conservative Party thinks that the whole country are tossers. Yesterday it launched Sort-It.co.uk, which includes a “Tosser Map” of Britain. The website is “an online home for a whole bunch of issues”.

We never knew we needed one. Issue 1 addresses debt and features a risible video in which a man in a turquoise suit persuades an idiot with a credit card to buy a car, a television and clothes that “will pay for themselves in crumpet”. He is “the tosser within” who leads us all astray, apparently.

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So just how many “tossers within” does a party need to find itself £26 million in debt?

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