Lock up your pups, there’s a dog burglar in our midst.
Eh?
Haven’t you heard? You can’t move for the scandal on the streets of Beverly Hills.
Sure, but I live in Surrey . . .
When I say “the streets” obviously I mean Instagram.
Obviously.
Anyway, somebody has nicked Chucky, Paris Hilton’s mate’s pet Pomeranian. So the hotel heiress has launched a hills-wide hunt by sending a “missing” poster to her 8.1 million Instagram followers. It says, “Lost Dog: $10,000 reward,” and Hilton adds: “No questions asked. They just want their baby back.” Hunters are reminded that Chucky also goes by the name
of Choo-Choo or Charlie and underneath the poster are a couple of photos of the pooch, one sitting in a high chair and one wearing feathers in its hair.
How dreadful. Have you got any leads?
Well, here’s what we know so far: security camera footage shows a young woman with coiffured brown hair, and wearing a red jumper, skinny jeans and snow boots, at 4.48pm on Sunday picking a four-legged ball of fluff off the ground outside the home of Paris’s friend Rayni Romito Williams.
She sounds awfully glam.
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This is Hollywood! And anyway, she could just be a benevolent rambler who thought the fetching pedigree in the front drive of a multimillion-dollar mansion was a stray.
Hmm, the plot thickens.
Good for Paris Hilton, I say. Using her fame for a positive cause. She has always stood up for the little guys. Her teeny- weeny hounds have included pomeranians, mini pinschers, teacup Yorkies and chihuahuas. Last year she even opened her own dog hotel — a lavish two-storey mansion for her pets.
I bet that got the housewives’ tails wagging.
Miaow!
Um . . . dogs go woof?
