DIZZEE RASCAL
Garage music’s mouthy new superkid. Only 18 years old and riding the crest of a lyrical wave
FUNSTER DADS
New Dads? Boring. Expectant fathers Russell Crowe and Colin Farrell would be much more of a laugh at sports day
POSH SPICE IN HEELS
Anytime, anyhow, anywhere. Dedication’s what you need if you wanna be a stiletto star
GORILLAS
Smart, empathetic and now inspiring us with their diets. Tofu, aubergine and rotten-wood soufflé. Yum
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FILM SEQUELS
Terminator 3, 2Fast 2Furious and Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. Déjà vu, anyone?
DENTIST PHOBIA
Goodbye scary syringes. The new magic Wand takes the flinch out of fillings
COSTA DEL SOL
Who would have thought it? An ex-war zone is safer. Everyone (and we mean everyone) is going to Croatia this year
REALITY TV
Disappointed by Big Brother? Good news! Chris “Brass Eye” Morris is back soon. Trust the mischief professionals
POSTCARDS
Losing ground to texts and e-mails. Wish you were ... still writing them