You’ve been following the Milan catwalks, I assume?
Of course. I love fashion shows. What could be more scintillating than glum thin people walking in a straight line?
So you’re aware that one of them, walking for Dolce & Gabbana, was Levi Dylan? As in grandson of . . .
How should I know whose grandson he is? Dylan from The Magic Roundabout?
FFS. No. Bob Dylan.
He’s just died hasn’t he?
That was Leonard Cohen. Do you know anything about music at all?
Ask me anything you like about Duran Duran.
No. I’m going to tell you more about Levi Dylan, who gifted himself to modelling after his photographer girlfriend suggested it.
What was he doing before then?
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Being young and cool and related to someone famous, I imagine.
Am I right in thinking that all you need to be a successful model is a famous relative?
It’s looking that way. Rafferty Law (son of Jude) walked in the same show as Dylan. His sister Iris has just got a gig with Burberry. Romeo Beckham, Lottie Moss, Kaia Gerber (Cindy Crawford’s daughter) . . . they’re all at it. And now Levi, son of the Wallflowers singer Jakob Dylan.
Ah, the Wallflowers. The things I could tell you about them.
Such as?
Nothing. Complete blank.
So if I ask you how many roads must a man walk down, you would say?
Depends where to.
Blowin’ in the Wind?
What is? Where?
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Like a Rolling Stone? Mr Tambourine Man?
I know them! They’re song titles!
Congratulations.
Are they by Leonard Cohen?
