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Joke of the week

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A lawyer cross-examining a child is trying to impress upon him the importance of telling the truth under oath:

“Do you know what happens if you tell a lie?”

“I go to Hell”

“Is that all?””

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“Isn’t it enough?”

Jerry Buchmeyer, a district court judge in Texas