Is your partner really The One? Take our quiz

So, you’re with a guy or a girl. You love them. They love you. But how do you know they’re The One (registered trademark)? How do you know you’re still going to be truly, madly, deeply besotted with them when you’re out of your sexy pants and into your slippers? Will you still be in love with each other when you have false teeth? Probably not. But here’s how you can increase your chances.

Simply answer the questions in our quiz, devised by Matt Rudd, author of the winningly amusing William Walker’s First Year of Marriage: a Horror Story (HarperPress, £6.99). The quiz is not scientific. It may not even be entirely serious. But if you’ve ever wondered about the suitability of your mate, best to take it, just in case.